Slowest to reach 5 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Beat It 2006/04/30 2017/07/14 4093
I'm Not Gay 2006/05/28 2015/07/26 3346
Pubic Zirconia 2009/07/26 2016/08/27 2589
Eager Beaver DH3 2007/07/29 2013/07/28 2191
Crotch Thumper 2006/03/19 2011/11/27 2079
Porkless 2007/07/29 2012/06/24 1792
Pecker Checker 2011/11/27 2016/06/18 1665
More Leggs 2006/08/27 2010/11/28 1554
Gourmet 2006/02/25 2009/02/01 1072
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2011/02/27 2014/01/18 1056
Ben Shikkin 2008/04/27 2011/01/30 1008
Shamcock (SCH4) 2012/02/18 2014/11/22 1008
Yes! Yes! Yes! 2010/05/30 2013/02/24 1001
Banker Bitch 2006/09/24 2009/04/26 945
NHN Zachary K 072015 2015/07/26 2018/01/27 916
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/06/20 2012/08/26 798
Doctor Jizz 2006/12/17 2008/10/26 679
Curb Feeler 2016/04/23 2018/02/24 672
Fag Futbol 2013/08/25 2015/05/23 636
Ugandarrhea 2012/10/28 2014/06/24 604
Sir Peesalot 2011/02/27 2012/09/30 581
Dick-a-langelo 2015/04/25 2016/11/19 574
Afro Samurai 2016/08/27 2018/03/24 574
Crack Whore 2008/11/30 2010/06/20 567
No Funyun 2017/01/28 2018/08/11 560
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/06/24 2008/11/30 525
Dah Gimp 2006/02/25 2007/07/29 519
Finger Me 2006/10/29 2008/03/30 518
Hyper Hand Job 2006/10/29 2008/03/30 518
Cock In A Box 2011/02/27 2012/07/29 518
H&R Cock 2010/02/28 2011/07/21 508
3-Way Time 2006/02/25 2007/06/24 484
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2008/04/27 2009/08/23 483
Grade A Unit 2014/10/26 2016/02/13 475
Quickie 2008/11/30 2010/02/28 455
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/11/29 2011/02/27 455
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/10/28 2014/01/18 447
Shut The Fuck Up 2011/11/27 2012/12/30 399
Got Crabs? 2006/05/28 2007/06/24 392
When Hairy Met Chunky 2011/12/18 2012/12/30 378
The Unalicker 2006/02/12 2007/02/25 378
Jacuzzi Floozie 2010/11/28 2011/11/27 364
Three Inches Short 2008/02/24 2009/02/22 364
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/24 2014/02/15 356
Aching Ass 2006/02/12 2007/01/28 350
Who Gives A Shit 2011/12/18 2012/11/25 343
Elvis 2006/02/25 2007/01/28 337
Spoiled Meat 2011/05/29 2012/04/22 329
Fluffer 2007/01/28 2007/12/15 321
I. M. Cumming 2012/08/26 2013/05/26 273
Head Wetter 2006/04/30 2007/01/28 273
WIMP 2006/03/19 2006/12/17 273
Space Oddtitty 2013/08/25 2014/05/24 272
Doris Clitoris 2011/03/27 2011/12/18 266
Grand Theft Twauto 2014/09/27 2015/06/20 266
Shit Schute Suit 2018/03/24 2018/12/15 266
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/05/29 2012/02/18 265
Penis Head 2006/02/25 2006/10/29 246
Herpe The Love Bug 2011/08/28 2012/04/22 238
Princess Sassy Pants 2015/07/26 2016/03/12 230
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2016/12/17 2017/08/02 228
Flaming Fag Whore 2011/09/18 2012/04/22 217
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/02/25 2006/09/24 211
Sister Mary Cum Guzzler 2016/11/19 2017/06/17 210
Call Thurman 2012/01/29 2012/08/26 210
Tender Titties 2011/10/30 2012/05/22 205
Icebox 2009/12/27 2010/07/18 203
Soggy Sparks 2006/03/19 2006/09/24 189
Y=Pi 2006/03/19 2006/09/24 189
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/05/22 2012/11/25 187
Hot Wax Me Officer 2006/02/25 2006/08/27 183
Tight New Twat 2007/01/28 2007/07/29 182
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/31 2010/07/18 168
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/22 2012/10/28 159
Tilt-A-Girl 2013/07/28 2013/12/29 154
Happy Endings 2007/02/25 2007/07/29 154
Little Boy Blue Balls 2006/02/25 2006/07/23 148
Fourgasm 2006/02/25 2006/07/23 148
Golden Showers 2006/02/25 2006/07/23 148
Horny Again 2006/02/25 2006/07/23 148
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/31 2010/06/20 140
Grape Nuts 2015/01/31 2015/06/20 140
John Wayne Hobbit 2007/05/27 2007/09/30 126
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/17 2017/04/22 126
Serving Seamen 2006/06/25 2006/10/29 126
Vagina Slime 2015/06/20 2015/10/24 126
Quarter Barrel 2006/02/25 2006/06/25 120
Early Withdrawal 2006/05/28 2006/09/24 119
Hot Tub Slut 2006/02/12 2006/05/28 105