| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mrs. Pussy | 83 | 100 | 2025-02-16 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 161 | 200 | 2025-10-05 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 151 | 200 | 2026-02-19 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 36 | 100 | 2026-11-29 |
| Beat It | 146 | 200 | 2026-12-06 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 57 | 100 | 2028-07-15 |
| Aldi's Weiners | 20 | 100 | 2030-12-24 |
| Banker Bitch | 71 | 100 | 2031-05-14 |
| Vesparate Housewife | 49 | 100 | 2031-12-07 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 57 | 100 | 2032-04-21 |
| Field of Screams | 33 | 100 | 2032-06-18 |
| Fear and Boning in Lost Ficus | 13 | 100 | 2032-10-11 |
| Hummer Erectus | 2 | 100 | 2033-02-25 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 19 | 100 | 2033-05-23 |
| Num Num for Cum Cum | 14 | 100 | 2034-10-11 |
| GeriAssTrick | 22 | 100 | 2036-12-20 |
| Just Bethany | 3 | 100 | 2037-07-30 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 27 | 100 | 2037-11-21 |
| Fabulously Fingered | 7 | 100 | 2039-10-31 |
| Curb Feeler | 14 | 100 | 2040-04-23 |
| Black & Blew Cheese | 9 | 100 | 2041-03-29 |
| G Spot | 9 | 100 | 2041-03-29 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 21 | 100 | 2042-01-13 |
| Marvin's Condom Contents | 20 | 100 | 2042-04-05 |
| Just Austin | 3 | 100 | 2042-05-11 |
| Just Dodge | 2 | 100 | 2042-07-18 |
| Just Mary | 2 | 100 | 2046-04-20 |