| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vesparate Housewife | 49 | 50 | 2024-06-11 |
| Aldi's Weiners | 20 | 25 | 2024-09-16 |
| GeriAssTrick | 22 | 25 | 2024-10-12 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 36 | 50 | 2024-11-11 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 19 | 25 | 2024-12-18 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 83 | 100 | 2025-02-13 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 21 | 25 | 2025-03-10 |
| Marvin's Condom Contents | 20 | 25 | 2025-05-31 |
| Fear and Boning in Lost Ficus | 13 | 25 | 2025-06-17 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 57 | 69 | 2025-06-20 |
| Num Num for Cum Cum | 14 | 25 | 2025-08-18 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 161 | 200 | 2025-10-01 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 151 | 200 | 2026-02-14 |
| Curb Feeler | 14 | 25 | 2026-04-30 |
| Hummer Erectus | 2 | 25 | 2026-05-06 |
| Field of Screams | 33 | 50 | 2026-05-10 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 57 | 69 | 2026-07-07 |
| Beat It | 146 | 200 | 2026-11-30 |
| Black & Blew Cheese | 9 | 25 | 2027-04-03 |
| G Spot | 9 | 25 | 2027-04-03 |
| Fabulously Fingered | 7 | 25 | 2027-04-12 |
| Just Bethany | 3 | 25 | 2027-04-16 |
| Just Austin | 3 | 25 | 2028-05-12 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 27 | 50 | 2028-07-18 |
| Just Dodge | 2 | 25 | 2028-07-18 |
| Just Mary | 2 | 25 | 2029-06-05 |
| Banker Bitch | 71 | 100 | 2031-04-28 |