| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clam Stamp | 20 | 25 | 2026-06-27 |
| Glory Hole In One | 20 | 25 | 2026-07-14 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 193 | 200 | 2026-08-03 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 40 | 50 | 2026-12-26 |
| Power Puss | 12 | 25 | 2027-01-23 |
| Splash Gordon | 59 | 69 | 2027-03-09 |
| Just Nancy | 6 | 25 | 2027-04-24 |
| G Spot | 26 | 50 | 2027-06-09 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 29 | 50 | 2027-07-23 |
| Twats my name | 7 | 25 | 2027-07-27 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 73 | 100 | 2027-08-02 |
| Just Jordan | 5 | 25 | 2027-08-04 |
| Banker Bitch | 82 | 100 | 2027-12-06 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 69 | 100 | 2027-12-24 |
| Just Caitlin | 4 | 25 | 2028-01-03 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 78 | 100 | 2028-02-03 |
| Mass Turtle Bater | 2 | 25 | 2028-05-01 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 145 | 200 | 2028-07-12 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 208 | 300 | 2030-01-22 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 104 | 200 | 2036-12-10 |