| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 68 | 69 | 2026-02-14 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 65 | 69 | 2026-05-20 |
| G Spot | 21 | 25 | 2026-05-31 |
| Clam Stamp | 15 | 25 | 2026-07-26 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 188 | 200 | 2026-10-03 |
| Power Puss | 9 | 25 | 2026-11-21 |
| Glory Hole In One | 16 | 25 | 2027-02-13 |
| Just Nancy | 2 | 25 | 2027-03-22 |
| Just Jordan | 2 | 25 | 2027-03-22 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 37 | 50 | 2027-04-17 |
| Dreams of Dick | 89 | 100 | 2027-05-14 |
| Splash Gordon | 56 | 69 | 2027-08-10 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 25 | 50 | 2027-10-21 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 8 | 25 | 2027-12-07 |
| Banker Bitch | 80 | 100 | 2028-04-08 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 75 | 100 | 2028-08-04 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 170 | 200 | 2028-12-12 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 139 | 200 | 2029-04-29 |
| Spank You Mommy | 11 | 25 | 2029-06-08 |
| Just Tiffany | 5 | 25 | 2030-07-07 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 79 | 100 | 2030-09-27 |
| Just Rusty | 2 | 25 | 2031-08-18 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 201 | 300 | 2032-01-21 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 102 | 200 | 2040-09-09 |