| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| G Spot | 24 | 25 | 2026-04-07 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 67 | 69 | 2026-05-12 |
| Clam Stamp | 18 | 25 | 2026-08-03 |
| Glory Hole In One | 18 | 25 | 2026-10-14 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 191 | 200 | 2026-10-14 |
| Twats my name | 7 | 25 | 2026-12-22 |
| Just Nancy | 5 | 25 | 2027-03-02 |
| Splash Gordon | 58 | 69 | 2027-03-23 |
| Power Puss | 10 | 25 | 2027-05-15 |
| Just Jordan | 4 | 25 | 2027-06-24 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 39 | 50 | 2027-06-27 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 27 | 50 | 2027-10-28 |
| Banker Bitch | 81 | 100 | 2027-12-28 |
| Just Caitlin | 3 | 25 | 2027-12-30 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 77 | 100 | 2028-12-03 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 71 | 100 | 2028-12-12 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 143 | 200 | 2029-03-15 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 8 | 25 | 2030-03-30 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 206 | 300 | 2031-03-05 |