| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clam Stamp | 22 | 25 | 2026-06-17 |
| Glory Hole In One | 22 | 25 | 2026-06-24 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 195 | 200 | 2026-07-20 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 41 | 50 | 2026-12-23 |
| Just Casey | 2 | 25 | 2027-01-07 |
| Splash Gordon | 60 | 69 | 2027-02-15 |
| Just Nancy | 8 | 25 | 2027-03-09 |
| Power Puss | 12 | 25 | 2027-04-15 |
| G Spot | 28 | 50 | 2027-05-02 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 75 | 100 | 2027-06-22 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 30 | 50 | 2027-08-05 |
| Just Jordan | 6 | 25 | 2027-08-11 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 71 | 100 | 2027-10-17 |
| Banker Bitch | 83 | 100 | 2027-11-01 |
| Twats my name | 7 | 25 | 2028-01-25 |
| Just Caitlin | 4 | 25 | 2028-06-14 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 147 | 200 | 2028-06-18 |
| Dreams of Dick | 90 | 100 | 2028-07-17 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 78 | 100 | 2028-07-21 |
| Mass Turtle Bater | 2 | 25 | 2029-03-22 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 210 | 300 | 2029-12-14 |
| Mrs. Pussy | 104 | 200 | 2039-04-17 |