Slowest to reach 138 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name	First Hash	Analversary Hash	Days to reach analversary
Porkless	1999/05/09	2021/10/31	8211
More Leggs	1998/01/31	2019/11/23	7966
Penis Head	1995/09/15	2017/06/10	7939
When Hairy Met Chunky	1997/06/21	2012/09/15	5565
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow	1996/09/28	2011/09/17	5467
Poo Packer	1996/02/24	2010/03/27	5145
Ben Shikkin	2005/02/05	2018/05/26	4858
Shaving Ryan's Privates	2008/07/19	2021/05/28	4696
Banker Bitch	2007/01/20	2019/07/20	4564
Flaming Fag Whore	2001/09/22	2013/08/10	4340
Serving Seamen	2006/05/27	2018/03/03	4298
Herpe The Love Bug	2008/02/16	2018/03/31	3696
Curdled Cum	2001/01/04	2011/02/12	3691
I'm Not Gay	1998/04/16	2008/01/18	3564
Fudge Tracker (RIP)	1995/09/15	2005/02/19	3445
Famunda	1995/12/09	2005/03/19	3388
Quarter Barrel	1997/06/12	2006/07/20	3325
Eat A Bloody Bitch	2002/07/18	2011/08/14	3314
Pubic Zirconia	2001/10/20	2010/04/10	3094
Tight Sphincter	1995/09/15	2003/07/31	2876
Vommitt Dog	1995/10/28	2003/08/23	2856
Fourgasm	1999/09/11	2007/05/17	2805
Organ Grinder	1996/08/24	2004/03/20	2765
Dr Whooters	2015/08/08	2022/10/08	2618
I. M. Cumming	2012/03/17	2019/03/16	2555
Wile E. Coyote	1996/12/07	2003/11/21	2540
Butt Digger	1998/07/04	2005/05/28	2520
Golden Showers	1999/10/23	2006/09/16	2520
Best Blow	1995/09/15	2002/06/29	2479
Ugandarrhea	2012/01/14	2018/03/31	2268
Crack Whore	2007/06/21	2013/06/15	2186
Gas Hole	1997/10/11	2003/05/15	2042
Hot Wax Me Officer	1997/09/06	2003/04/05	2037
3-Way Time	2003/12/31	2009/07/18	2026
Gourmet	1997/09/06	2003/02/22	1995
Mystic Blow	1996/08/08	2002/01/12	1983
Pecker Checker	1996/09/28	2002/02/23	1974
Shut The Fuck Up	2010/08/28	2016/01/21	1972
Hyper Hand Job	2001/12/15	2007/05/06	1968
Broke Dick Mountain	2009/04/01	2014/07/17	1933
The Unalicker	1999/03/27	2004/04/15	1846
Beat It	1998/09/12	2003/07/26	1778
Hot Tub Slut	1996/11/09	2001/09/08	1764
Got Crabs?	2002/02/23	2006/12/21	1762
Stinky Winkie	1999/01/30	2003/11/20	1755
Eats It Raw	1999/07/03	2004/03/06	1708
Little Boy Blue Balls	1999/08/13	2004/03/06	1667
Fat Drunk & Stupid	2006/03/04	2010/09/11	1652
Elephant Retardy Ass	2007/02/15	2011/08/13	1640
Neon Knockers	1998/01/17	2002/07/13	1638
Dah Gimp	1997/03/29	2001/08/11	1596
Anal Vice	1996/02/24	2000/07/02	1590
Body Fluid Hazard	1996/09/12	2000/12/30	1570
Spoiled Meat	2009/11/21	2014/03/08	1568
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP)	2000/04/06	2004/05/02	1487
No Funyun	2015/08/07	2019/08/17	1471
Fluffer	2006/07/31	2010/07/31	1461
H&R Cock	2010/01/21	2014/01/16	1456
Icebox	2009/11/06	2013/09/21	1415
Y=Pi	2005/02/05	2008/09/13	1316
Tender Titties	2011/08/18	2015/02/07	1269
Tight New Twat	2006/09/02	2010/02/07	1254
Moose Knuckle Crunch	2012/03/24	2015/07/16	1209
Scrum Dumpster	2012/05/06	2015/08/08	1189
Flaming Pickle Licker	2006/01/07	2008/12/20	1078