Slowest to reach 20 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Brown & Runny 2002/06/01 2017/06/09 5487
El Douche Bag 2000/09/30 2015/09/18 5466
Jacuzzi Floozie 1997/08/30 2011/08/12 5095
Panty Remover 2002/03/16 2015/09/18 4934
Bermuda Triangle 2003/09/20 2015/09/18 4381
No Balls 1996/12/07 2008/09/20 4305
Cum Again 1998/01/31 2008/09/13 3878
Undercovers 2006/06/10 2016/08/07 3711
Hoof N Mouth 2000/09/09 2010/10/09 3682
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2008/07/19 2017/09/19 3349
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2013/01/26 3222
Hellbound 2005/10/15 2014/06/14 3164
Slo PokHer 1996/06/13 2004/07/31 2970
A. A. R. P. 2002/01/26 2009/09/12 2786
Pussy Foot 1996/02/10 2003/09/20 2779
Hairy Pucker 2007/05/12 2014/11/01 2730
Yabba Dabba Do Me 2002/12/14 2010/04/10 2674
Catwoman 1995/09/15 2002/08/23 2534
Bloody Maxi Pad 1995/11/11 2002/09/21 2506
Crotch Thumper 2006/03/18 2012/08/11 2338
Morning Sickness 2011/09/24 2018/02/17 2338
Miracle Grow 1997/11/08 2004/03/20 2324
Ear Of The Sperm 2000/04/22 2006/08/26 2317
Head Wetter 1999/02/27 2005/04/16 2240
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2004/05/29 2235
Padiddle 2010/10/16 2016/08/06 2121
Bimbo Flasher 2011/09/17 2017/06/09 2092
Who Gives A Shit 2009/02/28 2014/09/20 2030
Spank My Faggy Ass 1997/12/20 2003/06/14 2002
4 Whores and 7 Queers Ago 2011/07/16 2016/11/17 1951
G Spot (DH3) 2013/04/21 2018/08/18 1945
Don't Give A Blow 2013/08/17 2018/11/24 1925
Greasy Asshole 2009/05/09 2014/07/26 1904
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2007/08/04 1843
Bush Wacker (DH3) 2013/08/17 2018/08/18 1827
Porkless 1999/05/09 2004/03/13 1770
Tiny Tool 2010/10/16 2015/08/08 1757
Black Pussy 2008/03/15 2012/10/18 1678
Bubble Cum 2011/03/17 2015/09/19 1647
Barrel Roll (RIP) 1995/09/15 2000/02/26 1625
Eatapus 2001/05/19 2005/09/17 1582
Cluster Fuck 2011/01/15 2015/05/16 1582
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2012/06/16 1582
Wrong Nut 2001/05/03 2005/08/26 1576
Fud Mucker 1995/10/07 1999/12/04 1519
Weird Al Spankabitch 2011/09/24 2015/11/14 1512
Dodge My Balls 2015/04/04 2019/05/05 1492
Skin to Win 2014/12/05 2019/01/05 1492
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2011/02/17 1489
Dead Fucker 2004/01/10 2008/01/19 1470
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2009/01/17 1442
Special Blow 1998/01/17 2001/12/15 1428
Penis Head 1995/09/15 1999/08/13 1428
Ascot to Mouth 2013/11/21 2017/09/30 1409
Wouldn't You Like To Be In Joy 1999/11/20 2003/09/20 1400
Open Wide 2004/01/10 2007/10/13 1372
Can't Find Tail 2014/11/29 2018/08/19 1359
Ball Smasher 2012/12/01 2016/08/06 1344
Finger In Dog's Orifice 2012/03/17 2015/10/03 1295
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2002/03/16 1288
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2001/07/14 1260
Homo Feeliac 2001/02/10 2004/07/10 1246
Missionary Impossible (DH3) 2015/09/07 2018/12/20 1200
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/07/14 2015/10/03 1176
Bump 'n' Grinder 1996/07/11 1999/09/09 1155
Chatter Box 1998/06/20 2001/07/28 1134
Fag Hag 2006/03/18 2009/04/25 1134
Nipple Rash 1996/06/13 1999/06/19 1101
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2003/12/27 1087
3 & Out 2015/09/18 2018/08/17 1064
Street Walker 1997/04/12 2000/02/29 1053
Amish Roadkill 2016/07/23 2019/06/08 1050
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2002/10/05 1036
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1995/10/07 1998/08/01 1029
Purple Heart On 1995/10/07 1998/08/01 1029
Ultra Hienie 1995/09/15 1998/07/09 1028
1/4" Dick Insider Her 2016/06/03 2019/03/16 1016
Sno Balls 2008/11/08 2011/08/13 1008
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 1998/06/06 995
False Advertising 2006/08/19 2009/05/09 994
Grand Opening 1997/03/15 1999/12/04 994
Long Dong Silver 1998/04/25 2000/12/30 980
Red Hot Chili Pecker 1995/09/15 1998/05/09 967
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2013/06/15 959
Pinocchio Fucks Chickens 1999/11/20 2002/06/29 952
Mount Me Momma 2009/09/12 2012/04/19 950
Slippery Asshole 2001/02/24 2003/09/20 938
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 1999/12/18 919
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2004/03/18 908
Famunda 1995/12/09 1998/04/25 868
Pink Mustache 2013/11/16 2016/04/02 868
Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 2009/04/01 2011/08/13 864
Jump & Hump 1999/09/11 2002/01/12 854
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2007/07/31 836
Head Count 1998/01/03 2000/04/08 826
Tight Box 1996/09/12 1998/12/05 814
Hairless Balls 2004/01/10 2006/02/18 770
Damaged Goods 1997/09/06 1999/10/14 768
Goes Down Dirty 2014/09/20 2016/10/20 761
Booty Call 2006/06/06 2008/07/05 760
Gentlemen Start My Twat 2012/08/11 2014/09/06 756
Goose Bumps 2004/08/14 2006/08/19 735
Dr. Loser 1997/05/10 1999/05/09 729
Little Ho' On The Side 2000/08/26 2002/08/24 728
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2015/07/11 714
Lil Pocket Rocket 2017/02/04 2019/01/19 714
Space Oddtitty 2013/08/24 2015/08/08 714
Tit'n 'n' Spit'n 2000/09/09 2002/08/24 714
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2003/02/20 712
Drop Shorts 1997/07/10 1999/06/19 709
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 1999/06/19 709
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 1998/01/31 707
Thumbelanal 2011/11/19 2013/10/19 700
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 1999/10/23 2001/09/22 700
Dick The Phone 1997/11/08 1999/10/09 700
Facial Duty 2012/09/15 2014/08/10 694
AssTek 2012/09/15 2014/08/09 693
Rusty Prick 2000/02/12 2001/12/15 672
Sir Peesalot 2010/12/31 2012/10/20 659
Dreams of Dick 2015/07/11 2017/04/15 644
Wedgie 1998/01/17 1999/10/23 644
Short Hares 1997/09/13 1999/06/10 635
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 1998/08/06 635
Cock A Noodle (DH3) 2014/09/20 2016/06/11 630
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1997/05/24 617
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2001/04/21 617
Cut and Run 2013/01/12 2014/09/06 602
Fucking Yeast Infection 1996/12/21 1998/08/15 602
Grade A Unit 2014/07/26 2016/03/17 600
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 1999/04/24 595
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2012/04/07 588
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2003/07/17 579
Little Lady Boner 2015/11/14 2017/06/11 575
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2001/04/07 574
Sticky Pussy 1998/01/17 1999/08/14 574
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 1998/04/25 574
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 1997/05/15 565
Get A Room 2005/09/15 2007/03/31 562
Termite 1999/05/22 2000/12/02 560
Doris Clitoris 2011/01/15 2012/07/28 560
Off Like A Prom Dress 2002/03/23 2003/10/04 560
Call Thurman 2011/05/07 2012/11/10 553
Asscam 2002/09/14 2004/03/18 551
Hot And Cold Running Twatter 1996/03/23 1997/09/13 539
G-String 2012/03/17 2013/09/07 539
Vagina Slime 2014/02/22 2015/08/07 531
Schlitz Over Tits 1995/09/22 1997/03/01 526
Elvis 2005/08/06 2007/01/06 518
Curb Feeler 2015/12/31 2017/05/27 513
Spewing Reptile 1995/09/22 1997/02/15 512
Kremey In The Middle 2002/03/09 2003/07/26 504
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1997/01/18 491
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 1998/07/04 490
Makin' Bacon 2006/03/04 2007/07/07 490
Sir Squirtsalot 2016/02/07 2017/05/27 475
Doctor Jizz 2006/12/21 2008/04/01 467
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2016/11/17 467
Conch Sucker 2013/07/27 2014/11/01 462
Half a Finger 2016/06/16 2017/09/21 462
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2006/02/18 462
Goodntight 1997/12/06 1999/03/11 460
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1997/11/08 457
Dick Lips 2015/11/14 2017/02/05 449
Ball Banger 1999/04/08 2000/06/17 436
Quickie 2008/10/25 2009/12/31 432
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2005/03/05 430
Tight Grip 1995/09/22 1996/11/23 428
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 1999/12/04 420
I See Naked People 2012/06/16 2013/08/10 420
Beat It 1998/09/12 1999/11/06 420
Suck This 1998/09/12 1999/11/06 420
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2012/06/14 418
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2000/05/14 414
Dick-a-langelo 2015/04/18 2016/06/03 412
Narcoleptic 2000/12/02 2002/01/17 411
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2008/07/19 394
Alabama Hot Pocket 2012/06/01 2013/06/29 393
Wile E.'s Bitch 2010/08/19 2011/09/10 387
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2016/08/20 379
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2000/04/22 378
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2013/01/26 378
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2011/12/03 378
Dog In Drag 1995/09/29 1996/10/10 377
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 1999/07/08 369
Puppy Love Machine 2011/07/16 2012/07/14 364
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 1999/09/25 364
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2001/09/22 364
Double Click 4 Dick 2013/06/20 2014/06/14 359
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2016/09/05 352
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2000/09/30 343
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1997/09/06 343
Fag Futbol 2013/01/26 2013/12/31 339
Yes! Yes! Yes! 2010/07/15 2011/06/18 338
SCH4nort Up The Ass 2001/06/02 2002/05/05 337
Fish N Sniff 1998/07/18 1999/06/19 336
Gourmet 1997/09/06 1998/08/06 334
Red 'n' Pecker 2011/09/17 2012/08/11 329
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1997/07/19 329
Irish Stewl 1995/09/15 1996/08/08 328
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2001/02/24 324
Chuuuck 2013/08/24 2014/07/12 322
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 1998/05/09 322
Sub Human 1997/04/12 1998/02/28 322
Scooby Doo 'Em 2001/10/20 2002/08/25 309
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2010/09/25 308
In A Heartbeat 1999/06/19 2000/04/22 308
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2007/01/06 308
Teflon 1998/06/20 1999/04/24 308
Prick In Crotch 1997/04/26 1998/02/28 308
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2013/01/12 301
Pussy Whipped 1999/09/11 2000/07/06 299
Thick 'n' Juicy 2009/11/07 2010/08/28 294
Jerkns & the Butternuts 2014/06/14 2015/04/04 294
Sranted Screw 1997/03/01 1997/12/20 294
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 1998/08/01 294
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1996/12/07 287
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2003/04/01 285
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2002/07/27 280
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2005/12/10 280
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1998/01/03 280
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2000/04/06 278
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1997/06/12 273
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2007/05/26 266
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2005/10/20 257
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 1999/10/14 257
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2002/06/20 257
Whistle In My Pants 2005/07/21 2006/04/01 254
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/07/08 2018/03/17 252
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 1998/09/26 252
Icebox 2009/11/06 2010/07/15 251
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2007/03/31 243
Smegma 1998/10/10 1999/06/10 243
On Her Knees 2002/10/05 2003/05/31 238
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/10 2017/08/05 238
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2007/07/04 237
Va-j-j-jina Monologues 2009/04/01 2009/11/21 234
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2013/04/20 230
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2000/12/16 225
Dingleberry 2003/04/05 2003/11/15 224
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1997/07/19 224
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2009/11/06 219
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2010/08/28 219
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2011/03/26 219
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2010/10/16 217
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2003/11/20 215
John Wayne Hobbit 2007/03/15 2007/10/13 212
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2006/06/15 210
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2002/09/19 208
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2006/07/31 205
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2012/03/10 205
38 Special 2003/06/14 2003/12/31 200
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2010/08/15 197
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2010/08/15 197
Spanker's Hours 2007/03/31 2007/10/13 196
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2010/09/25 196
Early Withdrawal 2006/04/01 2006/10/14 196
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2007/07/19 194
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2007/08/18 184
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/23 2013/08/09 167
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2012/08/25 154
NILF 2007/03/31 2007/09/01 154
Kitty Kitty Gang Bang 2013/06/20 2013/11/21 154
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2012/09/19 136
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2006/09/16 112