Slowest to reach 25 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name	First Hash	Analversary Hash	Days to reach analversary
El Douche Bag	2000/09/30	2023/03/18	8204
Pinocchio Fucks Chickens	1999/11/20	2020/11/07	7658
No Balls	1996/12/07	2013/04/21	5979
Brown & Runny	2002/06/01	2017/08/04	5543
Jacuzzi Floozie	1997/08/30	2011/09/10	5124
Bermuda Triangle RIP	2003/09/20	2017/03/18	4928
Pussy Foot	1996/02/10	2007/12/22	4333
Fart Gnarfunkel	2011/09/19	2023/04/29	4240
Undercovers	2006/06/10	2017/06/09	4017
Shaving Ryan's Privates	2008/07/19	2017/12/05	3426
Ear Of The Sperm	2000/04/22	2009/08/29	3416
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure	2004/04/01	2013/04/20	3306
Miracle Grow	1997/11/08	2006/02/18	3024
Catwoman	1995/09/15	2003/12/13	3011
Ginger Wallbanger	2015/08/08	2023/08/27	2941
Spewing Reptile	1995/09/22	2003/09/20	2920
A. A. R. P.	2002/01/26	2009/11/21	2856
Head Wetter	1999/02/27	2006/12/23	2856
Crotch Thumper	2006/03/18	2013/09/21	2744
Skin to Win	2014/12/05	2021/09/06	2467
Who Gives A Shit	2009/02/28	2015/11/14	2450
Morning Sickness	2011/09/24	2018/06/09	2450
Padiddle (RIP)	2010/10/16	2017/06/10	2429
Slippery Asshole	2001/02/24	2007/09/20	2399
Dodge My Balls	2015/04/04	2021/08/13	2323
I'm Not Gay	1998/04/16	2004/07/24	2291
Barrel Roll (RIP)	1995/09/15	2001/10/20	2227
Don't Give A Blow	2013/08/17	2019/08/31	2205
Bimbo Flasher	2011/09/17	2017/08/04	2148
G Spot	2013/04/21	2018/11/24	2043
Tiny Tool	2010/10/16	2016/03/12	1974
Porkless	1999/05/09	2004/09/18	1959
Eat A Bloody Bitch	2002/07/18	2007/11/10	1941
Special Blow	1998/01/17	2003/05/04	1933
Sir Peesalot	2010/12/31	2016/02/29	1886
Fag Hag	2006/03/18	2011/05/07	1876
Ben Shikkin	2005/02/05	2010/03/27	1876
Dick The Phone	1997/11/08	2002/12/14	1862
Fud Mucker	1995/10/07	2000/09/09	1799
Weird Al Spankabitch	2011/09/24	2016/08/20	1792
Bubble Cum	2011/03/17	2015/12/12	1731
Wrong Nut	2001/05/03	2006/01/21	1724
Gabby Gay Lick Her	2018/10/13	2023/06/17	1708
Black Pussy	2008/03/15	2012/11/15	1706
Banker Bitch	2007/01/20	2011/09/19	1703
Homo Feeliac	2001/02/10	2005/10/01	1694
Herpe The Love Bug	2008/02/16	2012/09/22	1680
More Leggs	1998/01/31	2002/08/24	1666
Penis Head	1995/09/15	2000/03/11	1639
Rusty Prick	2000/02/12	2004/07/31	1631
Polly Wanna Fuck Her	2015/06/05	2019/10/12	1590
Dead Fucker	2004/01/10	2008/05/02	1574
Finger In Dog's Orifice	2012/03/17	2016/06/05	1541
Amish Roadkill	2016/07/23	2020/10/10	1540
Eager Beaver DH3	1998/09/05	2002/09/14	1470
Help Get It Up	2017/08/12	2021/08/14	1463
Gentlemen Start My Twat	2012/08/11	2016/08/07	1457
Ascot to Mouth	2013/11/21	2017/11/11	1451
Bump 'n' Grinder	1996/07/11	2000/06/03	1423
False Advertising	2006/08/19	2010/05/22	1372
Anita Butt Plug	2019/11/09	2023/07/29	1358
Next Time I Cum	1999/12/04	2003/08/09	1344
Long Dong Silver	1998/04/25	2001/12/15	1330
Bitch, Moan & Wine	2012/07/14	2016/02/29	1325
Open Whore Policy	2018/03/03	2021/10/02	1309
1/4" Dick Insider Her	2016/02/29	2019/08/31	1279
3 & Out	2015/09/18	2019/03/16	1275
Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger	2019/03/02	2022/08/27	1274
Makin' Bacon	2006/03/04	2009/08/29	1274
Little Ho' On The Side	2000/08/26	2004/01/24	1246
Grand Opening	1997/03/15	2000/07/29	1232
Missionary Impossible (DH3)	2015/09/07	2019/01/19	1230
Nipple Rash	1996/06/13	1999/10/09	1213
Booty Call	2006/06/06	2009/09/26	1208
Curdled Cum	2001/01/04	2004/04/01	1183
Ultra Hienie	1995/09/15	1998/12/10	1182
Pink Cum Socks	2016/09/17	2019/11/23	1162
Pygmy Hippo Lover	1995/10/07	1998/12/05	1155
Quarter Barrel	1997/06/12	2000/06/30	1114
Purple Heart On	1995/10/07	1998/10/24	1113
Fudge Tracker (RIP)	1995/09/15	1998/08/29	1079
Jump & Hump	1999/09/11	2002/08/25	1079
Lil Pocket Rocket	2017/02/04	2020/01/18	1078
Quick Cum McPlum	2017/04/29	2020/04/11	1078
Space Oddtitty	2013/08/24	2016/08/05	1077
Sno Balls	2008/11/08	2011/10/08	1064
Head Count	1998/01/03	2000/12/02	1064
Tight Box	1996/09/12	1999/07/31	1052
Grade A Unit	2014/07/26	2017/06/09	1049
Snip On Snip Off (SO SO)	2009/04/01	2012/02/05	1040
Three Inches Short	2005/04/16	2008/02/16	1036
Mount Me Momma	2009/09/12	2012/06/30	1022
Tilt-A-Girl	2010/10/30	2013/07/27	1001
Facial Duty	2012/09/15	2015/06/07	995
AssTek	2012/09/15	2015/06/06	994
Short Hares	1997/09/13	2000/04/22	952
Captain Cockpit	2017/09/19	2020/04/25	949
Famunda	1995/12/09	1998/07/04	938
Cut and Run	2013/01/12	2015/08/08	938
Do You Feel Peter?	2001/03/10	2003/10/04	938
Flaming Fag Whore	2001/09/22	2004/04/17	938
Termite	1999/05/22	2001/12/01	924
Pussy Whipped	1999/09/11	2002/03/16	917
Goes Down Dirty	2014/09/20	2017/03/18	910
John Wayne Hobbit	2007/03/15	2009/09/06	906
Damaged Goods	1997/09/06	2000/01/29	875
Hairless Balls	2004/01/10	2006/05/27	868
Call Thurman	2011/05/07	2013/09/21	868
Poo Packer	1996/02/24	1998/07/04	861
Aching Ass	1997/03/01	1999/07/08	859
Goose Bumps	2004/08/14	2006/11/25	833
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister	1999/10/23	2002/01/26	826
Drop Shorts	1997/07/10	1999/10/09	821
Skid Marks	1997/07/10	1999/10/09	821
Va-j-j-jina Monologues	2009/04/01	2011/06/18	808
Grand Theft Twauto	2013/07/27	2015/10/03	798
Doris Clitoris	2011/01/15	2013/02/23	770
Dreams of Dick	2015/07/11	2017/08/06	757
Fucking Yeast Infection	1996/12/21	1999/01/16	756
Get A Room	2005/09/15	2007/10/06	751
Conch Sucker	2013/07/27	2015/08/08	742
Cock-a-Noodle	2014/09/20	2016/09/30	741
Wet, Creamy, and Delicious	2018/09/19	2020/09/26	738
Wedgie	1998/01/17	1999/12/31	713
Goodntight	1997/12/06	1999/11/06	700
Shig Eating Grin	2018/06/23	2020/05/23	700
Kremey In The Middle	2002/03/09	2004/02/07	700
Shit Schute Suit	2018/03/22	2020/02/15	695
Hot Tub Slut	1996/11/09	1998/10/01	691
Fourgasm	1999/09/11	2001/07/31	689
Vommitt Dog	1995/10/28	1997/09/06	679
Little Boy Blue Balls	1999/08/13	2001/06/13	670
Best Blow	1995/09/15	1997/07/10	664
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow	1996/09/28	1998/07/18	658
Sticky Pussy	1998/01/17	1999/11/06	658
G-String	2012/03/17	2013/12/28	651
Hot Wax Me Officer	1997/09/06	1999/06/19	651
Hyper Hand Job	2001/12/15	2003/09/20	644
Asscam	2002/09/14	2004/06/12	637
Suck This	1998/09/12	2000/06/03	630
Shut The Fuck Up	2010/08/28	2012/05/19	630
Elvis	2005/08/06	2007/04/28	630
Schlitz Over Tits	1995/09/22	1997/06/12	629
Curb Feeler	2015/12/31	2017/09/16	625
Tight Grip	1995/09/22	1997/06/07	624
I See Naked People	2012/06/16	2014/02/22	616
Cock In A Box	2010/11/20	2012/07/19	607
Tight Sphincter	1995/09/15	1997/05/10	603
Beat It	1998/09/12	2000/05/06	602
Dr Whooters	2015/08/08	2017/03/18	588
Vagina Slime	2014/02/22	2015/09/17	572
Fag Futbol	2013/01/26	2014/08/09	560
The Unalicker	1999/03/27	2000/09/30	553
Bud Dunky y Dunk	2021/03/13	2022/09/17	553
One Night Stand	2019/11/09	2021/05/13	551
Sranted Screw	1997/03/01	1998/08/29	546
Ball Banger	1999/04/08	2000/09/30	541
Son of a Nun	2004/11/13	2006/05/07	540
Dick Lips	2015/11/14	2017/05/07	540
Splash Gordon	2020/06/06	2021/11/20	532
Dick-a-langelo	2015/04/18	2016/09/30	531
3-Way Time	2003/12/31	2005/06/11	528
Mystic Blow	1996/08/08	1998/01/17	527
Vesparate Housewife	2019/10/26	2021/03/27	518
Half a Finger	2016/06/16	2017/11/11	513
Red 'n' Pecker	2011/09/17	2013/02/03	505
Sixty Nina	1998/10/10	2000/02/26	504
Sir Squirtsalot	2016/02/07	2017/06/24	503
Doctor Jizz	2006/12/21	2008/05/04	500
Lube My Johnson	2000/09/23	2002/01/26	490
Quickie	2008/10/25	2010/02/13	476
Butt Digger	1998/07/04	1999/10/14	467
Golden Showers	1999/10/23	2001/01/27	462
Kappa Grabba Cock	2011/04/23	2012/07/19	453
Dog In Drag	1995/09/29	1996/12/21	449
Pecker Checker	1996/09/28	1997/12/20	448
Prick In Crotch	1997/04/26	1998/07/18	448
Ugandarrhea	2012/01/14	2013/04/01	443
Double Click 4 Dick	2013/06/20	2014/09/06	443
Kitty Kitty Gang Bang	2013/06/20	2014/09/06	443
Yes! Yes! Yes!	2010/07/15	2011/09/28	440
SCH4nort Up The Ass	2001/06/02	2002/08/15	439
Crack Whore	2007/06/21	2008/08/30	436
Irish Stewl	1995/09/15	1996/11/23	435
Alabama Hot Pocket	2012/06/01	2013/08/10	435
Fat Drunk & Stupid	2006/03/04	2007/05/12	434
Fucking Nothing	1998/09/26	1999/12/04	434
Cock-A-TuTu	2020/02/01	2021/04/01	425
Banned From Kiddieland	2020/06/18	2021/08/15	423
Field of Screams	2022/07/30	2023/09/23	420
$3.00 A Minute	1999/04/10	2000/06/03	420
No Funyun	2015/08/07	2016/09/30	420
Whistle In My Pants	2005/07/21	2006/09/02	408
Wile E.'s Bitch	2010/08/19	2011/09/24	401
Gourmet	1997/09/06	1998/10/10	399
I. M. Cumming	2012/03/17	2013/04/18	397
Fish N Sniff	1998/07/18	1999/08/15	393
Unlucky Skidmark	2017/07/08	2018/08/05	393
Teflon	1998/06/20	1999/07/17	392
When Hairy Met Chunky	1997/06/21	1998/07/18	392
Organ Grinder	1996/08/24	1997/09/06	378
Spoiled Meat	2009/11/21	2010/12/04	378
Sub Human	1997/04/12	1998/04/25	378
Boneless (DH3)	2015/09/19	2016/09/30	377
In A Heartbeat	1999/06/19	2000/06/30	377
Soggy Sparks	2005/03/05	2006/03/16	376
Anal Vice	1996/02/24	1997/03/01	371
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP)	2000/04/06	2001/04/07	366
Thick 'n' Juicy	2009/11/07	2010/11/06	364
Dah Gimp	1997/03/29	1998/03/28	364
Scooby Doo 'Em	2001/10/20	2002/10/19	364
Gas Hole	1997/10/11	1998/10/10	364
Jerkns & the Butternuts	2014/06/14	2015/06/07	358
Chuuuck	2013/08/24	2014/08/09	350
Spanker's Hours	2007/03/31	2008/03/15	350
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch	2012/09/02	2013/08/10	342
Fluffer	2006/07/31	2007/07/04	338
Stinky Winkie	1999/01/30	1999/12/31	335
Freakin' Big Kunt	2002/06/20	2003/05/17	331
Body Fluid Hazard	1996/09/12	1997/08/02	324
Neon Knockers	1998/01/17	1998/12/05	322
Dingleberry	2003/04/05	2004/02/19	320
On Her Knees	2002/10/05	2003/08/21	320
Finger Me	2006/11/09	2007/09/20	315
stroX coX baXwards	2001/10/06	2002/08/15	313
Pubic Offender	2000/05/05	2001/03/10	309
Eats It Raw	1999/07/03	2000/05/06	308
Shamcock (SCH4)	2010/03/13	2011/01/15	308
38 Special	2003/06/14	2004/04/17	308
Pubic Zirconia	2001/10/20	2002/08/24	308
Smegma	1998/10/10	1999/08/13	307
Tight New Twat	2006/09/02	2007/07/04	305
Stocks & Bondage	2010/08/19	2011/06/16	301
Pinky Pleasure	2016/12/10	2017/09/30	294
Y=Pi	2005/02/05	2005/11/17	285
Icebox	2009/11/06	2010/08/15	282
Dicklopedia	2019/06/20	2020/03/28	282
Mount Me Faster	2003/04/19	2004/01/24	280
Broke Dick Mountain	2009/04/01	2009/12/31	274
Wile E. Coyote	1996/12/07	1997/09/04	271
Got Crabs?	2002/02/23	2002/11/21	271
Horny Again	2005/11/17	2006/08/06	262
Flaming Pickle Licker	2006/01/07	2006/09/16	252
Jason & The Gargle Nuts	2010/03/13	2010/11/20	252
Tender Titties	2011/08/18	2012/04/21	247
H&R Cock	2010/01/21	2010/09/25	247
Kenny Kan't Kum	2010/01/30	2010/10/02	245
Elephant Retardy Ass	2007/02/15	2007/10/18	245
St Eager Retriever	2010/01/30	2010/09/25	238
Early Withdrawal	2006/04/01	2006/11/11	224
Happy Endings	2007/01/06	2007/08/04	210
NILF	2007/03/31	2007/10/13	196
Moose Knuckle Crunch	2012/03/24	2012/09/22	182
Scrum Dumpster	2012/05/06	2012/11/03	181
Certified Vaginal Gunk	2013/02/23	2013/08/15	173
Serving Seamen	2006/05/27	2006/10/14	140