Slowest to reach 30 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Brown & Runny 2002/06/01 2018/02/03 5726
Jacuzzi Floozie 1997/08/30 2011/10/22 5166
Bermuda Triangle 2003/09/20 2017/08/12 5075
Catwoman 1995/09/15 2008/06/07 4649
Dick The Phone 1997/11/08 2009/04/11 4172
Ear Of The Sperm 2000/04/22 2010/11/20 3864
Miracle Grow 1997/11/08 2008/03/01 3766
Head Wetter 1999/02/27 2009/02/28 3654
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2008/07/19 2018/01/20 3472
Crotch Thumper 2006/03/18 2015/08/08 3430
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2013/07/18 3395
Sno Balls 2008/11/08 2017/08/04 3191
Short Hares 1997/09/13 2006/01/21 3052
A. A. R. P. 2002/01/26 2010/04/24 3010
Special Blow 1998/01/17 2006/01/07 2912
Padiddle 2010/10/16 2018/08/19 2864
Barrel Roll (RIP) 1995/09/15 2002/09/14 2556
Wrong Nut 2001/05/03 2008/01/18 2451
Porkless 1999/05/09 2006/01/07 2435
Homo Feeliac 2001/02/10 2007/06/21 2322
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2004/08/21 2319
Va-j-j-jina Monologues 2009/04/01 2015/07/25 2306
Tiny Tool 2010/10/16 2016/12/10 2247
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2011/01/29 2184
Bimbo Flasher 2011/09/17 2017/09/09 2184
Fud Mucker 1995/10/07 2001/07/14 2107
Fag Hag 2006/03/18 2011/12/03 2086
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2008/04/01 2084
Black Pussy 2008/03/15 2013/07/31 1964
Termite 1999/05/22 2004/08/21 1918
Finger In Dog's Orifice 2012/03/17 2017/06/10 1911
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2000/12/02 1905
Bump 'n' Grinder 1996/07/11 2001/08/25 1871
Bubble Cum 2011/03/17 2016/04/02 1843
Pussy Whipped 1999/09/11 2004/08/14 1799
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2011/11/19 1764
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2002/10/26 1729
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2012/11/10 1729
Facial Duty 2012/09/15 2017/06/10 1729
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2003/05/17 1715
Dead Fucker 2004/01/10 2008/07/19 1652
Ascot to Mouth 2013/11/21 2018/05/26 1647
Jump & Hump 1999/09/11 2004/03/13 1645
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2004/02/21 1540
Booty Call 2006/06/06 2010/07/03 1488
Long Dong Silver 1998/04/25 2002/04/20 1456
Space Oddtitty 2013/08/24 2017/08/05 1442
Ultra Hienie 1995/09/15 1999/08/14 1429
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/07/14 2016/06/11 1428
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1995/10/07 1999/07/17 1379
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2004/07/24 1297
Hairless Balls 2004/01/10 2007/07/21 1288
Drop Shorts 1997/07/10 2001/01/13 1283
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2001/01/13 1283
Nipple Rash 1996/06/13 1999/12/18 1283
Purple Heart On 1995/10/07 1999/04/08 1279
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 1999/10/23 2003/04/17 1272
Missionary Impossible (DH3) 2015/09/07 2019/02/21 1263
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 1999/02/27 1261
AssTek 2012/09/15 2016/02/06 1239
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2000/09/23 1199
Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 2009/04/01 2012/06/30 1186
Call Thurman 2011/05/07 2014/07/26 1176
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2008/06/19 1160
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 1998/12/05 1134
Tight Box 1996/09/12 1999/09/25 1108
Get A Room 2005/09/15 2008/09/19 1100
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2004/03/13 1099
Mount Me Momma 2009/09/12 2012/09/08 1092
Goose Bumps 2004/08/14 2007/08/04 1085
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2004/08/21 1064
Goes Down Dirty 2014/09/20 2017/08/04 1049
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2013/08/10 1015
Damaged Goods 1997/09/06 2000/06/03 1001
Famunda 1995/12/09 1998/09/03 999
Fucking Yeast Infection 1996/12/21 1999/09/09 992
Dreams of Dick 2015/07/11 2018/03/17 980
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 1999/11/06 980
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 1998/09/26 945
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2016/02/20 938
Cock A Noodle (DH3) 2014/09/20 2017/04/01 924
Suck This 1998/09/12 2001/02/24 896
Kremey In The Middle 2002/03/09 2004/08/07 882
G-String 2012/03/17 2014/08/08 874
Goodntight 1997/12/06 2000/04/22 868
Doris Clitoris 2011/01/15 2013/05/18 854
Asscam 2002/09/14 2004/11/13 791
Wedgie 1998/01/17 2000/03/11 784
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2001/10/20 770
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 1999/10/14 768
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1997/10/11 757
Sticky Pussy 1998/01/17 2000/02/12 756
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 1998/11/21 742
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2003/12/27 742
Elvis 2005/08/06 2007/08/05 729
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 1998/09/26 728
Dick-a-langelo 2015/04/18 2017/04/15 728
Spanker's Hours 2007/03/31 2009/03/28 728
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2001/03/10 714
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2001/07/14 701
Half a Finger 2016/06/16 2018/05/12 695
Quickie 2008/10/25 2010/09/19 694
Red 'n' Pecker 2011/09/17 2013/08/10 693
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2012/07/19 691
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1997/07/19 673
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2017/06/10 672
Beat It 1998/09/12 2000/07/06 663
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2006/09/02 658
Vagina Slime 2014/02/22 2015/12/12 658
Sranted Screw 1997/03/01 1998/12/10 649
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2000/04/08 644
Double Click 4 Dick 2013/06/20 2015/03/21 639
Curb Feeler 2015/12/31 2017/09/30 639
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2012/08/11 630
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2005/09/17 626
Yes! Yes! Yes! 2010/07/15 2012/03/24 618
Fag Futbol 2013/01/26 2014/10/04 616
Ball Banger 1999/04/08 2000/12/07 609
Doctor Jizz 2006/12/21 2008/08/21 609
Sir Squirtsalot 2016/02/07 2017/09/30 601
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1998/03/28 597
Kitty Kitty Gang Bang 2013/06/20 2015/02/07 597
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2000/05/20 588
Dick Lips 2015/11/14 2017/06/10 574
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2013/07/18 551
Dingleberry 2003/04/05 2004/10/02 546
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2002/03/23 546
Irish Stewl 1995/09/15 1997/03/01 533
Alabama Hot Pocket 2012/06/01 2013/11/16 533
Prick In Crotch 1997/04/26 1998/10/10 532
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2001/04/07 532
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2000/02/29 521
Dog In Drag 1995/09/29 1997/03/01 519
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1998/02/28 518
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2000/09/09 518
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2007/08/04 518
SCH4nort Up The Ass 2001/06/02 2002/10/26 511
Whistle In My Pants 2005/07/21 2006/11/25 492
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2017/01/21 490
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2008/10/11 478
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2016/11/26 477
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2012/08/11 476
Teflon 1998/06/20 1999/10/09 476
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2013/07/03 473
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 1998/09/26 462
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 1999/01/16 462
Gourmet 1997/09/06 1998/12/10 460
Wile E.'s Bitch 2010/08/19 2011/11/19 457
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2011/02/17 453
Scooby Doo 'Em 2001/10/20 2003/01/16 453
Sub Human 1997/04/12 1998/07/09 453
Fish N Sniff 1998/07/18 1999/10/09 448
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1997/11/08 441
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/07/08 2018/09/20 439
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2006/05/18 439
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2008/01/19 436
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2000/04/06 432
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2001/06/07 427
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1997/04/26 427
Jerkns & the Butternuts 2014/06/14 2015/08/08 420
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2011/05/07 420
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1998/05/14 411
In A Heartbeat 1999/06/19 2000/07/29 406
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2002/11/16 406
38 Special 2003/06/14 2004/07/10 392
Chuuuck 2013/08/24 2014/09/20 392
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2003/07/12 387
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2013/09/21 384
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2007/08/16 381
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 1999/01/30 378
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2006/11/25 373
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2001/05/06 366
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2000/06/30 363
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2011/08/13 359
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1997/09/05 358
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2006/01/21 350
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2004/04/03 350
Smegma 1998/10/10 1999/09/25 350
On Her Knees 2002/10/05 2003/09/18 348
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2010/03/13 346
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2008/01/17 336
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2002/09/20 335
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2007/08/03 335
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2003/01/16 327
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/10 2017/10/28 322
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2010/12/18 322
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2010/12/18 322
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2010/12/04 317
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2012/06/30 317
Icebox 2009/11/06 2010/09/19 317
Early Withdrawal 2006/04/01 2007/02/04 309
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1997/10/02 299
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2010/12/31 293
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2006/10/14 280
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2007/10/06 273
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2012/12/01 252
NILF 2007/03/31 2007/12/08 252
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2012/12/22 230
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/23 2013/09/19 208
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2006/11/11 168