Slowest to reach 30 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name	First Hash	Analversary Hash	Days to reach analversary
Brown & Runny	2002/06/01	2018/02/03	5726
Jacuzzi Floozie	1997/08/30	2011/10/22	5166
Bermuda Triangle RIP	2003/09/20	2017/08/12	5075
Catwoman	1995/09/15	2008/06/07	4649
Dick The Phone	1997/11/08	2009/04/11	4172
Ear Of The Sperm	2000/04/22	2010/11/20	3864
Miracle Grow	1997/11/08	2008/03/01	3766
Head Wetter	1999/02/27	2009/02/28	3654
Shaving Ryan's Privates	2008/07/19	2018/01/20	3472
Crotch Thumper	2006/03/18	2015/08/08	3430
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure	2004/04/01	2013/07/18	3395
Sno Balls	2008/11/08	2017/08/04	3191
Short Hares	1997/09/13	2006/01/21	3052
A. A. R. P.	2002/01/26	2010/04/24	3010
Special Blow	1998/01/17	2006/01/07	2912
Morning Sickness	2011/09/24	2019/08/31	2898
Padiddle (RIP)	2010/10/16	2018/08/19	2864
Dodge My Balls	2015/04/04	2022/08/26	2701
Barrel Roll (RIP)	1995/09/15	2002/09/14	2556
Wrong Nut	2001/05/03	2008/01/18	2451
Porkless	1999/05/09	2006/01/07	2435
G Spot	2013/04/21	2019/09/07	2330
Homo Feeliac	2001/02/10	2007/06/21	2322
I'm Not Gay	1998/04/16	2004/08/21	2319
Va-j-j-jina Monologues	2009/04/01	2015/07/25	2306
Tiny Tool	2010/10/16	2016/12/10	2247
Amish Roadkill	2016/07/23	2022/08/27	2226
Ben Shikkin	2005/02/05	2011/01/29	2184
Bimbo Flasher	2011/09/17	2017/09/09	2184
Fud Mucker	1995/10/07	2001/07/14	2107
Fag Hag	2006/03/18	2011/12/03	2086
Eat A Bloody Bitch	2002/07/18	2008/04/01	2084
3 & Out	2015/09/18	2021/03/13	2003
Black Pussy	2008/03/15	2013/07/31	1964
Termite	1999/05/22	2004/08/21	1918
Finger In Dog's Orifice	2012/03/17	2017/06/10	1911
Penis Head	1995/09/15	2000/12/02	1905
Bump 'n' Grinder	1996/07/11	2001/08/25	1871
Bubble Cum	2011/03/17	2016/04/02	1843
Grade A Unit	2014/07/26	2019/07/27	1827
Pussy Whipped	1999/09/11	2004/08/14	1799
Polly Wanna Fuck Her	2015/06/05	2020/04/11	1772
Banker Bitch	2007/01/20	2011/11/19	1764
More Leggs	1998/01/31	2002/10/26	1729
Herpe The Love Bug	2008/02/16	2012/11/10	1729
Facial Duty	2012/09/15	2017/06/10	1729
Eager Beaver DH3	1998/09/05	2003/05/17	1715
Captain Cockpit	2017/09/19	2022/05/21	1705
Dead Fucker	2004/01/10	2008/07/19	1652
Ascot to Mouth	2013/11/21	2018/05/26	1647
Jump & Hump	1999/09/11	2004/03/13	1645
1/4" Dick Insider Her	2016/02/29	2020/08/29	1643
Help Get It Up	2017/08/12	2021/12/04	1575
Next Time I Cum	1999/12/04	2004/02/21	1540
Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger	2019/03/02	2023/04/01	1491
Booty Call	2006/06/06	2010/07/03	1488
Long Dong Silver	1998/04/25	2002/04/20	1456
Space Oddtitty	2013/08/24	2017/08/05	1442
Ultra Hienie	1995/09/15	1999/08/14	1429
Bitch, Moan & Wine	2012/07/14	2016/06/11	1428
Anita Butt Plug	2019/11/09	2023/08/27	1387
Pygmy Hippo Lover	1995/10/07	1999/07/17	1379
Pink Cum Socks	2016/09/17	2020/05/23	1344
Curdled Cum	2001/01/04	2004/07/24	1297
Shit Schute Suit	2018/03/22	2021/10/09	1297
Hairless Balls	2004/01/10	2007/07/21	1288
Drop Shorts	1997/07/10	2001/01/13	1283
Skid Marks	1997/07/10	2001/01/13	1283
Nipple Rash	1996/06/13	1999/12/18	1283
Purple Heart On	1995/10/07	1999/04/08	1279
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister	1999/10/23	2003/04/17	1272
Missionary Impossible (DH3)	2015/09/07	2019/02/21	1263
Fudge Tracker (RIP)	1995/09/15	1999/02/27	1261
AssTek	2012/09/15	2016/02/06	1239
Quarter Barrel	1997/06/12	2000/09/23	1199
Snip On Snip Off (SO SO)	2009/04/01	2012/06/30	1186
Call Thurman	2011/05/07	2014/07/26	1176
Three Inches Short	2005/04/16	2008/06/19	1160
Vommitt Dog	1995/10/28	1998/12/05	1134
Tight Box	1996/09/12	1999/09/25	1108
Get A Room	2005/09/15	2008/09/19	1100
Do You Feel Peter?	2001/03/10	2004/03/13	1099
Mount Me Momma	2009/09/12	2012/09/08	1092
Goose Bumps	2004/08/14	2007/08/04	1085
Flaming Fag Whore	2001/09/22	2004/08/21	1064
Goes Down Dirty	2014/09/20	2017/08/04	1049
Tilt-A-Girl	2010/10/30	2013/08/10	1015
Damaged Goods	1997/09/06	2000/06/03	1001
Famunda	1995/12/09	1998/09/03	999
Fucking Yeast Infection	1996/12/21	1999/09/09	992
Dreams of Dick	2015/07/11	2018/03/17	980
Aching Ass	1997/03/01	1999/11/06	980
Poo Packer	1996/02/24	1998/09/26	945
Grand Theft Twauto	2013/07/27	2016/02/20	938
Cock-a-Noodle	2014/09/20	2017/04/01	924
Suck This	1998/09/12	2001/02/24	896
Kremey In The Middle	2002/03/09	2004/08/07	882
G-String	2012/03/17	2014/08/08	874
Goodntight	1997/12/06	2000/04/22	868
Doris Clitoris	2011/01/15	2013/05/18	854
Wet, Creamy, and Delicious	2018/09/19	2020/12/05	808
Asscam	2002/09/14	2004/11/13	791
Wedgie	1998/01/17	2000/03/11	784
Fourgasm	1999/09/11	2001/10/20	770
Shig Eating Grin	2018/06/23	2020/08/01	770
Hot Wax Me Officer	1997/09/06	1999/10/14	768
Best Blow	1995/09/15	1997/10/11	757
Sticky Pussy	1998/01/17	2000/02/12	756
Bud Dunky y Dunk	2021/03/13	2023/03/25	742
Hot Tub Slut	1996/11/09	1998/11/21	742
Hyper Hand Job	2001/12/15	2003/12/27	742
Elvis	2005/08/06	2007/08/05	729
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow	1996/09/28	1998/09/26	728
Dick-a-langelo	2015/04/18	2017/04/15	728
Spanker's Hours	2007/03/31	2009/03/28	728
The Unalicker	1999/03/27	2001/03/10	714
Little Boy Blue Balls	1999/08/13	2001/07/14	701
Half a Finger	2016/06/16	2018/05/12	695
Quickie	2008/10/25	2010/09/19	694
Red 'n' Pecker	2011/09/17	2013/08/10	693
Shut The Fuck Up	2010/08/28	2012/07/19	691
Tight Sphincter	1995/09/15	1997/07/19	673
Dr Whooters	2015/08/08	2017/06/10	672
Beat It	1998/09/12	2000/07/06	663
Son of a Nun	2004/11/13	2006/09/02	658
Vagina Slime	2014/02/22	2015/12/12	658
One Night Stand	2019/11/09	2021/08/28	658
Sranted Screw	1997/03/01	1998/12/10	649
Butt Digger	1998/07/04	2000/04/08	644
Double Click 4 Dick	2013/06/20	2015/03/21	639
Curb Feeler	2015/12/31	2017/09/30	639
Cock In A Box	2010/11/20	2012/08/11	630
3-Way Time	2003/12/31	2005/09/17	626
Yes! Yes! Yes!	2010/07/15	2012/03/24	618
Fag Futbol	2013/01/26	2014/10/04	616
Ball Banger	1999/04/08	2000/12/07	609
Doctor Jizz	2006/12/21	2008/08/21	609
Vesparate Housewife	2019/10/26	2021/06/20	603
Sir Squirtsalot	2016/02/07	2017/09/30	601
Mystic Blow	1996/08/08	1998/03/28	597
Kitty Kitty Gang Bang	2013/06/20	2015/02/07	597
Sixty Nina	1998/10/10	2000/05/20	588
Dick Lips	2015/11/14	2017/06/10	574
Ugandarrhea	2012/01/14	2013/07/18	551
Dingleberry	2003/04/05	2004/10/02	546
Lube My Johnson	2000/09/23	2002/03/23	546
Alabama Hot Pocket	2012/06/01	2013/11/16	533
Irish Stewl	1995/09/15	1997/03/01	533
Prick In Crotch	1997/04/26	1998/10/10	532
Golden Showers	1999/10/23	2001/04/07	532
Fucking Nothing	1998/09/26	2000/02/29	521
Dog In Drag	1995/09/29	1997/03/01	519
$3.00 A Minute	1999/04/10	2000/09/09	518
Fat Drunk & Stupid	2006/03/04	2007/08/04	518
Pecker Checker	1996/09/28	1998/02/28	518
SCH4nort Up The Ass	2001/06/02	2002/10/26	511
Cock-A-TuTu	2020/02/01	2021/06/20	505
Field of Screams	2022/07/30	2023/12/09	497
Whistle In My Pants	2005/07/21	2006/11/25	492
Boneless (DH3)	2015/09/19	2017/01/21	490
Crack Whore	2007/06/21	2008/10/11	478
No Funyun	2015/08/07	2016/11/26	477
Kappa Grabba Cock	2011/04/23	2012/08/11	476
Teflon	1998/06/20	1999/10/09	476
I. M. Cumming	2012/03/17	2013/07/03	473
When Hairy Met Chunky	1997/06/21	1998/09/26	462
Gas Hole	1997/10/11	1999/01/16	462
Gourmet	1997/09/06	1998/12/10	460
Wile E.'s Bitch	2010/08/19	2011/11/19	457
Spoiled Meat	2009/11/21	2011/02/17	453
Scooby Doo 'Em	2001/10/20	2003/01/16	453
Sub Human	1997/04/12	1998/07/09	453
Fish N Sniff	1998/07/18	1999/10/09	448
Organ Grinder	1996/08/24	1997/11/08	441
Unlucky Skidmark	2017/07/08	2018/09/20	439
Soggy Sparks	2005/03/05	2006/05/18	439
Finger Me	2006/11/09	2008/01/19	436
Stinky Winkie	1999/01/30	2000/04/06	432
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP)	2000/04/06	2001/06/07	427
Anal Vice	1996/02/24	1997/04/26	427
Jerkns & the Butternuts	2014/06/14	2015/08/08	420
Shamcock (SCH4)	2010/03/13	2011/05/07	420
Dah Gimp	1997/03/29	1998/05/14	411
In A Heartbeat	1999/06/19	2000/07/29	406
stroX coX baXwards	2001/10/06	2002/11/16	406
Chuuuck	2013/08/24	2014/09/20	392
38 Special	2003/06/14	2004/07/10	392
Freakin' Big Kunt	2002/06/20	2003/07/12	387
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch	2012/09/02	2013/09/21	384
Fluffer	2006/07/31	2007/08/16	381
Neon Knockers	1998/01/17	1999/01/30	378
Horny Again	2005/11/17	2006/11/25	373
Pubic Offender	2000/05/05	2001/05/06	366
Eats It Raw	1999/07/03	2000/06/30	363
Stocks & Bondage	2010/08/19	2011/08/13	359
Body Fluid Hazard	1996/09/12	1997/09/05	358
Dicklopedia	2019/06/20	2020/06/06	352
Y=Pi	2005/02/05	2006/01/21	350
Mount Me Faster	2003/04/19	2004/04/03	350
Smegma	1998/10/10	1999/09/25	350
On Her Knees	2002/10/05	2003/09/18	348
Broke Dick Mountain	2009/04/01	2010/03/13	346
Elephant Retardy Ass	2007/02/15	2008/01/17	336
Pubic Zirconia	2001/10/20	2002/09/20	335
Tight New Twat	2006/09/02	2007/08/03	335
Got Crabs?	2002/02/23	2003/01/16	327
St Eager Retriever	2010/01/30	2010/12/18	322
Kenny Kan't Kum	2010/01/30	2010/12/18	322
Pinky Pleasure	2016/12/10	2017/10/28	322
H&R Cock	2010/01/21	2010/12/04	317
Tender Titties	2011/08/18	2012/06/30	317
Icebox	2009/11/06	2010/09/19	317
Early Withdrawal	2006/04/01	2007/02/04	309
Wile E. Coyote	1996/12/07	1997/10/02	299
Jason & The Gargle Nuts	2010/03/13	2010/12/31	293
Flaming Pickle Licker	2006/01/07	2006/10/14	280
Happy Endings	2007/01/06	2007/10/06	273
Moose Knuckle Crunch	2012/03/24	2012/12/01	252
NILF	2007/03/31	2007/12/08	252
Scrum Dumpster	2012/05/06	2012/12/22	230
Certified Vaginal Gunk	2013/02/23	2013/09/19	208
Serving Seamen	2006/05/27	2006/11/11	168