Quickest to reach 40 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2007/02/17 266
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/23 2013/12/21 301
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2013/03/16 314
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2013/02/21 334
Icebox 2009/11/06 2010/12/04 393
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/02/04 393
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2007/10/06 399
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2011/09/24 401
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2011/03/17 420
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2012/10/18 427
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1998/02/14 434
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2002/12/29 435
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2008/05/04 444
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2010/06/19 444
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2003/05/15 446
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2000/09/23 448
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2001/08/11 463
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2008/04/17 467
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2011/05/21 476
Early Withdrawal 2006/04/01 2007/07/28 483
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2006/06/06 486
Smegma 1998/10/10 2000/02/12 490
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2004/08/21 490
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1998/01/17 492
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1998/08/15 504
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/10 2018/04/28 504
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 1999/06/10 509
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2013/08/17 518
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1997/08/02 525
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2000/07/15 532
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2001/09/22 534
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2003/04/01 542
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2012/10/18 544
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2011/05/21 546
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2007/05/17 546
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2008/05/10 548
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2008/02/02 551
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2011/08/13 560
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2011/09/28 564
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2006/09/30 574
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2004/01/24 583
38 Special 2003/06/14 2005/01/20 586
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2009/02/14 604
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1998/04/25 609
Gourmet 1997/09/06 1999/05/09 610
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2000/06/03 616
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2017/04/15 617
Fish N Sniff 1998/07/18 2000/04/06 628
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2017/06/09 629
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 1999/03/27 644
Dog In Drag 1995/09/29 1997/07/04 644
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 1999/07/31 658
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1998/08/01 672
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2014/07/26 692
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2013/12/19 705
SCH4nort Up The Ass 2001/06/02 2003/05/15 712
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2012/11/03 714
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2001/10/06 714
Doctor Jizz 2006/12/21 2008/12/13 723
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2001/04/07 728
Prick In Crotch 1997/04/26 1999/05/09 743
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2012/09/15 749
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1998/08/29 751
Jerkns & the Butternuts 2014/06/14 2016/07/09 756
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2008/03/29 756
Yes! Yes! Yes! 2010/07/15 2012/09/19 797
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2001/11/01 811
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2002/12/14 812
Irish Stewl 1995/09/15 1997/12/06 813
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2017/11/11 826
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2012/06/16 826
Ball Banger 1999/04/08 2001/07/14 828
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2000/10/21 840
Dick Lips 2015/11/14 2018/03/03 840
Dick-a-langelo 2015/04/18 2017/08/06 841
Teflon 1998/06/20 2000/10/21 854
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1998/01/17 855
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2001/08/11 868
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 1999/03/27 868
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2004/05/15 882
Elvis 2005/08/06 2008/01/05 882
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2006/06/06 888
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1998/02/28 897
Beat It 1998/09/12 2001/02/28 900
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2000/02/29 906
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2007/05/12 910
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2001/04/07 910
Alabama Hot Pocket 2012/06/01 2014/11/29 911
Red 'n' Pecker 2011/09/17 2014/03/22 917
Fag Futbol 2013/01/26 2015/08/08 924
Sranted Screw 1997/03/01 1999/09/11 924
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 1999/06/05 980
Chuuuck 2013/08/24 2016/05/01 981
Curb Feeler 2015/12/31 2018/09/19 993
In A Heartbeat 1999/06/19 2002/03/16 1001
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2002/07/18 1041
Cock A Noodle (DH3) 2014/09/20 2017/08/06 1051
Wedgie 1998/01/17 2001/01/13 1092
On Her Knees 2002/10/05 2005/10/20 1111
Dreams of Dick 2015/07/11 2018/08/05 1121
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 1999/04/08 1139
Famunda 1995/12/09 1999/01/30 1148
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2013/12/31 1158
Goes Down Dirty 2014/09/20 2017/12/05 1172
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2016/10/29 1190
Sticky Pussy 1998/01/17 2001/05/06 1205
Suck This 1998/09/12 2002/02/09 1246
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 1999/04/10 1260
NILF 2007/03/31 2010/09/15 1264
Mount Me Momma 2009/09/12 2013/04/20 1316
Damaged Goods 1997/09/06 2001/04/21 1323
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 1999/07/17 1401
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2001/04/21 1409
Purple Heart On 1995/10/07 1999/09/09 1433
Get A Room 2005/09/15 2009/08/29 1444
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2001/02/28 1460
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2009/04/25 1470
Nipple Rash 1996/06/13 2000/07/31 1509
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2005/05/01 1513
Tight Box 1996/09/12 2000/11/04 1514
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2005/04/21 1568
Call Thurman 2011/05/07 2015/09/05 1582
Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 2009/04/01 2013/10/19 1662
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 1999/10/23 2004/07/15 1727
AssTek 2012/09/15 2017/06/10 1729
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2004/10/16 1778
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1995/10/07 2000/09/09 1799
Ascot to Mouth 2013/11/21 2018/12/05 1840
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/07/14 2017/08/04 1847
Dead Fucker 2004/01/10 2009/02/28 1876
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2002/09/07 1885
Booty Call 2006/06/06 2011/08/18 1899
Drop Shorts 1997/07/10 2002/11/02 1941
Ultra Hienie 1995/09/15 2001/03/24 2017
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2013/09/19 2042
Whistle In My Pants 2005/07/21 2011/04/09 2088
Jump & Hump 1999/09/11 2005/08/26 2176
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2008/07/17 2191
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2013/02/09 2212
Bubble Cum 2011/03/17 2017/05/27 2263
Finger In Dog's Orifice 2012/03/17 2018/08/04 2331
Black Pussy 2008/03/15 2014/08/09 2338
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2004/12/09 2429
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2011/10/20 2448
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2005/05/28 2457
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2004/10/30 2464
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2002/09/14 2556
Long Dong Silver 1998/04/25 2005/11/09 2755
Tiny Tool 2010/10/16 2018/09/29 2905
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2010/06/05 3178
A. A. R. P. 2002/01/26 2010/12/04 3234
Porkless 1999/05/09 2008/03/29 3247
Goose Bumps 2004/08/14 2013/07/06 3248
Barrel Roll (RIP) 1995/09/15 2004/10/30 3333
Bump 'n' Grinder 1996/07/11 2005/11/17 3416
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2013/09/20 3459
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2008/07/19 2018/06/09 3612
Special Blow 1998/01/17 2008/03/29 3724
Head Wetter 1999/02/27 2010/10/16 4249
Crotch Thumper 2006/03/18 2018/12/22 4662
Jacuzzi Floozie 1997/08/30 2012/06/30 5418
Catwoman 1995/09/15 2011/09/17 5846