Slowest to reach 40 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Miracle Grow 1997/11/08 2024/11/23 9877
Brown & Runny 2002/06/01 2020/04/11 6524
Catwoman 1995/09/15 2011/09/17 5846
Spanker's Hours 2007/03/31 2022/06/04 5544
Jacuzzi Floozie 1997/08/30 2012/06/30 5418
Crotch Thumper 2006/03/18 2018/12/22 4662
Head Wetter 1999/02/27 2010/10/16 4249
Special Blow 1998/01/17 2008/03/29 3724
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2008/07/19 2018/06/09 3612
Morning Sickness 2011/09/24 2021/04/10 3486
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2013/09/20 3459
Bump 'n' Grinder 1996/07/11 2005/11/17 3416
Barrel Roll (RIP) 1995/09/15 2004/10/30 3333
Goose Bumps 2004/08/14 2013/07/06 3248
Porkless 1999/05/09 2008/03/29 3247
A. A. R. P. 2002/01/26 2010/12/04 3234
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2010/06/05 3178
Tiny Tool 2010/10/16 2018/09/29 2905
Bimbo Flasher 2011/09/17 2019/08/24 2898
Polly Wanna Fuck Her 2015/06/05 2023/04/29 2885
G Spot 2013/04/21 2021/02/27 2869
Long Dong Silver 1998/04/25 2005/11/09 2755
Vagina Slime 2014/02/22 2021/06/19 2674
Captain Cockpit 2017/09/19 2024/09/19 2557
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2002/09/14 2556
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2004/10/30 2464
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2005/05/28 2457
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2011/10/20 2448
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2004/12/09 2429
Black Pussy 2008/03/15 2014/08/09 2338
Finger In Dog's Orifice 2012/03/17 2018/08/04 2331
Bubble Cum 2011/03/17 2017/05/27 2263
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2013/02/09 2212
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2008/07/17 2191
Jump & Hump 1999/09/11 2005/08/26 2176
1/4" Dick Insider Her 2016/02/29 2022/01/29 2161
Space Oddtitty 2013/08/24 2019/06/08 2114
Whistle In My Pants 2005/07/21 2011/04/09 2088
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2013/09/19 2042
Ultra Hienie 1995/09/15 2001/03/24 2017
Drop Shorts 1997/07/10 2002/11/02 1941
Booty Call 2006/06/06 2011/08/18 1899
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2002/09/07 1885
Dead Fucker 2004/01/10 2009/02/28 1876
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/07/14 2017/08/04 1847
Ascot to Mouth 2013/11/21 2018/12/05 1840
Help Get It Up 2017/08/12 2022/07/31 1814
Pygmy Hippo Lover 1995/10/07 2000/09/09 1799
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2004/10/16 1778
AssTek 2012/09/15 2017/06/10 1729
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 1999/10/23 2004/07/15 1727
Missionary Impossible (DH3) 2015/09/07 2020/04/11 1678
Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 2009/04/01 2013/10/19 1662
Anita Butt Plug 2019/11/09 2024/05/25 1659
Pink Cum Socks 2016/09/17 2021/03/27 1652
Call Thurman 2011/05/07 2015/09/05 1582
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2005/04/21 1568
Tight Box 1996/09/12 2000/11/04 1514
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2005/05/01 1513
Nipple Rash 1996/06/13 2000/07/31 1509
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2009/04/25 1470
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2001/02/28 1460
Get A Room 2005/09/15 2009/08/29 1444
Purple Heart On 1995/10/07 1999/09/09 1433
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2001/04/21 1409
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 1999/07/17 1401
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/07/08 2021/03/27 1358
Damaged Goods 1997/09/06 2001/04/21 1323
Mount Me Momma 2009/09/12 2013/04/20 1316
NILF 2007/03/31 2010/09/15 1264
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 1999/04/10 1260
Suck This 1998/09/12 2002/02/09 1246
Sticky Pussy 1998/01/17 2001/05/06 1205
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2016/10/29 1190
Goes Down Dirty 2014/09/20 2017/12/05 1172
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2013/12/31 1158
Famunda 1995/12/09 1999/01/30 1148
Sir Squirtsalot 2016/02/07 2019/03/30 1147
Half a Finger 2016/06/16 2019/08/03 1143
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 1999/04/08 1139
Dreams of Dick 2015/07/11 2018/08/05 1121
On Her Knees 2002/10/05 2005/10/20 1111
Wedgie 1998/01/17 2001/01/13 1092
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/09/20 2017/08/06 1051
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2002/07/18 1041
Shig Eating Grin 2018/06/23 2021/03/27 1008
In A Heartbeat 1999/06/19 2002/03/16 1001
Curb Feeler 2015/12/31 2018/09/19 993
Chuuuck 2013/08/24 2016/05/01 981
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 1999/06/05 980
Wet, Creamy, and Delicious 2018/09/19 2021/05/22 976
Fag Futbol 2013/01/26 2015/08/08 924
Sranted Screw 1997/03/01 1999/09/11 924
Red 'n' Pecker 2011/09/17 2014/03/22 917
Alabama Hot Pocket 2012/06/01 2014/11/29 911
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2001/04/07 910
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2007/05/12 910
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2000/02/29 906
Beat It 1998/09/12 2001/02/28 900
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1998/02/28 897
Vesparate Housewife 2019/10/26 2022/04/09 896
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2006/06/06 888
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2004/05/15 882
Elvis 2005/08/06 2008/01/05 882
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2001/08/11 868
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 1999/03/27 868
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1998/01/17 855
Teflon 1998/06/20 2000/10/21 854
Dick-a-langelo 2015/04/18 2017/08/06 841
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2000/10/21 840
Dick Lips 2015/11/14 2018/03/03 840
Ball Banger 1999/04/08 2001/07/14 828
One Night Stand 2019/11/09 2022/02/12 826
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2012/06/16 826
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2017/11/11 826
Irish Stewl 1995/09/15 1997/12/06 813
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2002/12/14 812
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2001/11/01 811
Yes! Yes! Yes! 2010/07/15 2012/09/19 797
Cock-A-TuTu 2020/02/01 2022/03/12 770
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2008/03/29 756
Jerkns & the Butternuts 2014/06/14 2016/07/09 756
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1998/08/29 751
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2012/09/15 749
Prick In Crotch 1997/04/26 1999/05/09 743
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2001/04/07 728
Doctor Jizz 2006/12/21 2008/12/13 723
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2012/11/03 714
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2001/10/06 714
SCH4nort Up The Ass 2001/06/02 2003/05/15 712
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2013/12/19 705
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2014/07/26 692
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1998/08/01 672
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 1999/07/31 658
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 1999/03/27 644
Dog In Drag 1995/09/29 1997/07/04 644
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2017/06/09 629
Fish N Sniff 1998/07/18 2000/04/06 628
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2017/04/15 617
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2000/06/03 616
Gourmet 1997/09/06 1999/05/09 610
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1998/04/25 609
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2009/02/14 604
38 Special 2003/06/14 2005/01/20 586
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2004/01/24 583
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2006/09/30 574
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2011/09/28 564
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2011/08/13 560
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2008/02/02 551
Dicklopedia 2019/06/20 2020/12/19 548
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2008/05/10 548
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2011/05/21 546
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2007/05/17 546
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2012/10/18 544
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2003/04/01 542
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2001/09/22 534
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2000/07/15 532
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1997/08/02 525
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2013/08/17 518
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 1999/06/10 509
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/10 2018/04/28 504
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1998/08/15 504
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1998/01/17 492
Smegma 1998/10/10 2000/02/12 490
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2004/08/21 490
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2006/06/06 486
Early Withdrawal 2006/04/01 2007/07/28 483
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2011/05/21 476
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2008/04/17 467
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2001/08/11 463
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2000/09/23 448
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2003/05/15 446
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2010/06/19 444
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2008/05/04 444
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2002/12/29 435
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1998/02/14 434
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2012/10/18 427
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2011/03/17 420
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2011/09/24 401
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2007/10/06 399
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/02/04 393
Icebox 2009/11/06 2010/12/04 393
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2013/02/21 334
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2013/03/16 314
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/23 2013/12/21 301
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2007/02/17 266