Quickest to reach 50 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2007/05/26 364
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/23 2014/04/01 402
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2013/06/20 410
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2013/06/15 448
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/05/06 484
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2012/12/20 490
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2008/01/05 490
Icebox 2009/11/06 2011/03/26 505
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2008/08/02 534
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2000/12/30 546
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2006/08/17 558
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2003/09/18 572
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1998/07/09 579
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2003/05/31 588
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2011/09/10 588
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2011/09/04 591
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1997/10/11 595
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2010/11/20 598
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 1999/09/11 602
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2001/12/29 603
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2012/04/19 609
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1998/05/14 609
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2008/09/18 621
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1998/12/19 630
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2011/08/18 635
Smegma 1998/10/10 2000/07/06 635
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2008/08/16 646
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2013/12/31 654
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2005/02/05 658
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2011/12/03 672
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2000/12/02 672
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2007/01/18 684
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2017/08/06 687
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2017/07/08 701
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2002/03/09 702
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2008/07/17 717
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2004/06/17 728
Fish N Sniff 1998/07/18 2000/07/15 728
38 Special 2003/06/14 2005/06/16 733
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2003/10/16 740
Gourmet 1997/09/06 1999/09/25 749
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1998/09/12 749
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2000/10/21 756
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/10 2019/01/17 768
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1998/11/21 784
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2009/08/14 785
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2013/06/20 789
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 1999/09/11 812
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2008/02/21 826
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2014/05/04 841
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2008/07/05 854
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 2000/02/12 854
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2002/03/09 868
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2001/09/22 896
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1999/01/30 905
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2013/03/09 924
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2002/02/23 925
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2001/12/01 980
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 1999/07/17 980
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2013/07/31 984
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2004/09/04 994
Beat It 1998/09/12 2001/06/07 999
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2003/06/28 1008
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2000/07/15 1043
Elvis 2005/08/06 2008/06/21 1050
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2013/02/03 1058
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1998/09/05 1086
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2018/07/31 1088
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2006/12/23 1088
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2001/06/30 1092
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2007/11/10 1092
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1998/09/26 1107
Fag Futbol 2013/01/26 2016/02/20 1120
Ball Banger 1999/04/08 2002/05/05 1123
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2002/12/12 1188
Red 'n' Pecker 2011/09/17 2014/12/20 1190
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2002/02/09 1218
Dreams of Dick 2015/07/11 2018/11/24 1232
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2016/01/23 1238
Cock A Noodle (DH3) 2014/09/20 2018/02/17 1246
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2013/08/30 1266
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2014/05/04 1282
Famunda 1995/12/09 1999/06/19 1288
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 2000/06/01 1342
Goes Down Dirty 2014/09/20 2018/06/21 1370
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 1999/08/28 1400
NILF 2007/03/31 2011/01/29 1400
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2017/06/10 1414
Teflon 1998/06/20 2002/07/18 1489
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 2000/03/25 1491
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2005/07/09 1647
Yes! Yes! Yes! 2010/07/15 2015/02/01 1662
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2002/01/12 1675
Wedgie 1998/01/17 2002/08/24 1680
Suck This 1998/09/12 2003/05/08 1699
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2009/12/31 1720
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2006/02/16 1804
Call Thurman 2011/05/07 2016/04/20 1810
Damaged Goods 1997/09/06 2002/08/24 1813
Nipple Rash 1996/06/13 2001/06/16 1829
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 2000/09/23 1835
Tight Box 1996/09/12 2001/10/20 1864
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2005/05/28 2002
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2003/02/20 2051
Drop Shorts 1997/07/10 2003/05/17 2137
Get A Room 2005/09/15 2011/07/30 2144
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/07/14 2018/08/03 2211
Booty Call 2006/06/06 2012/06/30 2216
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2008/10/16 2282
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2014/06/28 2324
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 1999/10/23 2006/06/06 2418
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2003/11/15 2450
Jump & Hump 1999/09/11 2006/08/06 2521
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2005/04/01 2542
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2014/02/22 2590
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2012/03/24 2604
Dead Fucker 2004/01/10 2011/09/10 2800
Purple Heart On 1995/10/07 2003/06/28 2821
Black Pussy 2008/03/15 2016/05/01 2969
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2004/01/24 3053
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2007/09/15 3297
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2007/07/04 3441
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2011/04/09 3486
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2014/04/19 3670
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2008/07/19 2018/11/10 3766
Ultra Hienie 1995/09/15 2006/09/30 4033
Porkless 1999/05/09 2010/10/30 4192
Special Blow 1998/01/17 2009/07/31 4213
Head Wetter 1999/02/27 2012/11/03 4998
Jacuzzi Floozie 1997/08/30 2012/09/15 5495
Barrel Roll (RIP) 1995/09/15 2010/10/16 5510
Catwoman 1995/09/15 2016/02/20 7463