Quickest to reach 60 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2007/08/04 434
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2013/08/11 462
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2013/08/10 504
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/02/23 2014/08/09 532
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/07/19 558
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2013/03/09 569
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2008/04/12 588
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2006/10/14 616
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2008/10/25 618
Icebox 2009/11/06 2011/07/31 632
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2011/11/10 658
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2004/01/15 691
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1998/11/07 700
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2001/06/02 700
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 2000/01/01 714
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1998/08/29 716
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2011/11/10 719
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2003/10/18 728
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2002/05/05 730
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1998/02/28 735
Smegma 1998/10/10 2000/10/21 742
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2011/04/21 750
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2008/08/21 752
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1999/04/24 756
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2017/09/21 776
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2012/03/17 777
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2014/05/04 778
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2007/05/12 798
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2002/06/16 801
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2001/04/21 812
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2004/10/02 835
38 Special 2003/06/14 2005/10/01 840
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2004/01/24 840
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2009/10/10 842
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2009/03/14 856
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2005/08/27 861
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2018/02/11 876
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1999/02/13 903
Gourmet 1997/09/06 2000/02/29 906
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1999/03/27 910
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2008/09/13 924
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2012/08/12 925
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 2000/05/06 938
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2001/05/03 950
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2009/08/14 951
Pinky Pleasure 2016/12/10 2019/09/28 1022
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 2000/04/08 1022
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2002/06/01 1023
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1999/06/05 1031
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2014/11/15 1036
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2002/08/25 1037
One Night Stand 2019/11/09 2022/09/24 1050
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2008/10/11 1059
Beat It 1998/09/12 2001/08/11 1064
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2014/03/22 1064
Dicklopedia 2019/06/20 2022/05/21 1066
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 1999/10/14 1069
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2013/08/10 1078
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2013/08/10 1087
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2005/01/20 1132
Elvis 2005/08/06 2008/09/20 1141
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2002/05/18 1148
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2018/10/18 1167
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2002/06/29 1176
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2003/12/13 1176
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2000/12/16 1197
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2007/05/26 1242
Wet, Creamy, and Delicious 2018/09/19 2022/02/12 1242
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2008/04/26 1260
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1999/03/13 1275
Fag Futbol 2013/01/26 2016/08/05 1287
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2013/09/21 1288
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1999/03/27 1289
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2002/01/17 1293
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2003/04/17 1314
Dreams of Dick 2015/07/11 2019/03/02 1330
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2013/12/05 1363
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2014/08/09 1379
Cock-A-TuTu 2020/02/01 2023/12/16 1414
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/09/20 2018/09/29 1470
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2002/11/02 1484
Famunda 1995/12/09 2000/01/15 1498
Goes Down Dirty 2014/09/20 2019/01/05 1568
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 2000/02/12 1568
NILF 2007/03/31 2011/08/12 1595
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2018/02/03 1652
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 2000/10/21 1701
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 2001/06/02 1708
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2005/12/22 1813
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2010/07/15 1916
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2002/09/21 1927
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2016/03/05 1932
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2018/04/28 2064
Suck This 1998/09/12 2004/06/12 2100
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2005/09/15 2112
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 2001/07/31 2146
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2007/02/17 2170
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2003/06/28 2179
Tight Box 1996/09/12 2002/09/07 2186
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/07/08 2023/08/26 2240
Dick-a-langelo 2015/04/18 2021/09/02 2329
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/07/14 2019/03/02 2422
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2009/05/21 2499
Ascot to Mouth 2013/11/21 2020/09/26 2501
Pink Cum Socks 2016/09/17 2023/08/26 2534
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2015/02/21 2562
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2005/07/23 2655
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2004/06/26 2674
Call Thurman 2011/05/07 2018/09/29 2702
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2012/08/12 2745
1/4" Dick Insider Her 2016/02/29 2023/09/30 2770
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2014/09/20 2800
Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 1999/10/23 2007/07/21 2828
Teflon 1998/06/20 2006/07/08 2940
Nipple Rash 1996/06/13 2004/09/11 3012
G Spot 2013/04/21 2022/07/16 3373
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2005/04/16 3501
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2011/08/13 3612
Jump & Hump 1999/09/11 2009/08/15 3626
Shaving Ryan's Privates 2008/07/19 2019/03/02 3878
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2014/11/15 3880
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2009/03/28 4074
Dead Fucker 2004/01/10 2017/04/15 4844
Porkless 1999/05/09 2012/09/08 4871
Get A Room 2005/09/15 2019/04/27 4972
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2012/09/15 5124
Jacuzzi Floozie 1997/08/30 2013/09/20 5865
Drop Shorts 1997/07/10 2017/02/18 7163
Catwoman 1995/09/15 2018/08/19 8374