Quickest to reach 69 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2013/10/17 529
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2013/10/17 572
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/09/01 602
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2013/05/18 639
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2008/06/21 658
Icebox 2009/11/06 2011/09/24 687
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2007/01/06 700
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2004/04/03 770
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1999/01/30 784
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2012/03/17 786
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2009/04/25 800
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2008/10/11 803
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2012/02/11 812
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1998/12/10 819
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1998/06/20 847
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2001/11/01 852
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 2000/05/20 854
Smegma 1998/10/10 2001/02/10 854
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1999/07/31 854
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2011/08/12 863
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2002/09/19 867
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2017/12/23 869
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2002/09/07 884
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2014/08/21 887
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2004/12/11 905
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2004/04/17 910
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2001/07/31 913
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2007/09/19 928
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2010/01/30 954
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2012/09/15 959
38 Special 2003/06/14 2006/02/18 980
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2004/06/17 985
Gourmet 1997/09/06 2000/06/01 999
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2008/12/13 1015
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2009/10/24 1022
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1999/07/31 1036
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2009/09/12 1038
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2001/08/02 1041
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2018/08/04 1050
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2006/04/01 1078
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2002/07/31 1083
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 2000/10/07 1092
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2009/05/23 1092
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1999/08/28 1099
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1999/08/28 1115
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2013/03/09 1134
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2013/10/19 1148
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2015/03/14 1155
Beat It 1998/09/12 2001/12/15 1190
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2003/01/25 1190
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 2000/02/12 1190
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2005/04/02 1204
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 2000/10/21 1218
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2014/09/06 1232
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2004/03/06 1260
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2002/09/07 1260
Elvis 2005/08/06 2009/01/17 1260
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2001/03/17 1288
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2007/08/04 1312
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2014/09/20 1421
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2002/06/01 1428
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1999/08/14 1429
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2014/02/20 1440
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 1999/08/28 1443
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2014/05/18 1527
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2010/02/27 1563
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2003/07/26 1568
Famunda 1995/12/09 2000/05/06 1610
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2004/02/21 1624
NILF 2007/03/31 2011/09/24 1638
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 2000/05/06 1652
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2009/06/20 1680
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2015/05/30 1745
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2018/09/19 1880
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2006/05/18 1960
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 2001/07/31 1984
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 2002/04/20 2030
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2016/07/23 2072
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2018/08/05 2163
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2004/09/18 2170
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2011/04/09 2184
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2003/06/14 2193
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2006/02/05 2255
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 2002/01/26 2325
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2004/02/21 2417
Tight Box 1996/09/12 2003/08/09 2522
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2009/08/14 2584
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2008/04/12 2590
Suck This 1998/09/12 2005/11/26 2632
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2005/10/04 2728
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2015/09/05 2758
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2005/02/05 2898
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2013/01/26 2912
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2015/12/05 3241
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2011/09/19 3649
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2005/11/12 3711
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2015/08/07 4145
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2011/09/04 4964
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2013/06/29 5411
Porkless 1999/05/09 2014/03/15 5424