Slowest to reach 70 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Porkless 1999/05/09 2014/05/04 5474
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2013/07/06 5418
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2011/09/17 4977
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2015/08/08 4146
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2006/01/07 3767
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2011/09/24 3654
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2015/12/12 3248
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2013/02/03 2920
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2005/02/19 2912
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2015/09/17 2770
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2005/10/15 2739
Suck This 1998/09/12 2006/01/07 2674
Tight Box 1996/09/12 2003/12/27 2662
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2008/04/17 2595
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2009/08/15 2585
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2005/07/31 2486
Skid Marks 1997/07/10 2004/04/03 2459
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 2002/02/23 2353
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2006/02/16 2266
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2003/06/28 2207
Three Inches Short 2005/04/16 2011/04/21 2196
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2018/09/01 2190
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2016/07/31 2080
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 2002/06/01 2072
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 2001/08/02 1986
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2006/06/06 1979
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2018/09/20 1881
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2015/07/16 1792
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2009/08/20 1741
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2004/05/02 1695
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 2000/06/03 1680
Cock A Noodle (DH3) 2014/09/20 2019/03/16 1638
NILF 2007/03/31 2011/09/24 1638
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2010/05/08 1633
Famunda 1995/12/09 2000/05/20 1624
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2003/07/31 1573
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 2000/01/01 1569
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2014/06/28 1568
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2014/12/20 1512
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2002/07/27 1484
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2014/02/22 1442
Best Blow 1995/09/15 1999/08/15 1430
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2007/08/04 1312
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2001/04/05 1307
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2009/12/19 1302
Dr Whooters 2015/08/08 2019/03/02 1302
Elvis 2005/08/06 2009/02/28 1302
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2004/03/18 1272
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2002/09/14 1267
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2013/07/13 1260
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2014/09/20 1246
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2003/03/15 1239
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 2000/11/04 1232
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2005/04/16 1218
Beat It 1998/09/12 2001/12/29 1204
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 2000/02/26 1204
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2015/03/21 1162
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2013/11/02 1162
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2006/05/27 1134
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 1999/09/11 1129
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 2000/11/04 1120
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 1999/09/11 1113
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2002/08/10 1093
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2018/08/05 1051
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2001/08/11 1050
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 1999/08/13 1049
Finger Me 2006/11/09 2009/09/19 1045
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2009/10/31 1029
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2008/12/18 1020
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2004/07/15 1013
Gourmet 1997/09/06 2000/06/03 1001
38 Special 2003/06/14 2006/03/04 994
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2012/09/19 963
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2010/02/07 962
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2002/12/14 953
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2004/05/15 938
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2005/01/08 933
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2007/09/20 929
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2001/08/02 915
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2002/09/14 891
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2014/08/23 889
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2018/01/06 883
Smegma 1998/10/10 2001/02/24 868
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1999/08/13 867
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1998/07/09 866
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 2000/06/01 866
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2011/08/13 864
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2001/11/03 854
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2008/11/08 831
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1998/12/19 828
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2012/02/16 817
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2009/05/03 808
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1999/02/11 796
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2012/03/24 793
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2004/04/15 782
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2007/01/18 712
Icebox 2009/11/06 2011/09/24 687
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2008/07/05 672
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2013/06/01 653
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/09/15 616
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2013/10/19 574
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2013/10/19 531