Slowest to reach 80 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Eager Beaver DH3 1998/09/05 2017/09/09 6944
Porkless 1999/05/09 2015/09/19 5977
More Leggs 1998/01/31 2013/03/09 5516
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2004/04/01 2016/02/29 4351
Penis Head 1995/09/15 2006/12/23 4117
Sixty Nina 1998/10/10 2009/08/01 3948
Serving Seamen 2006/05/27 2017/01/07 3878
Flaming Fag Whore 2001/09/22 2012/02/11 3794
Banker Bitch 2007/01/20 2016/07/31 3480
Ben Shikkin 2005/02/05 2014/03/20 3330
Aching Ass 1997/03/01 2005/11/12 3178
Herpe The Love Bug 2008/02/16 2016/02/29 2935
I'm Not Gay 1998/04/16 2006/03/04 2879
Do You Feel Peter? 2001/03/10 2008/10/16 2777
Cock In A Box 2010/11/20 2018/06/23 2772
Horny Again 2005/11/17 2013/04/21 2712
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2002/07/18 2009/12/19 2711
Stocks & Bondage 2010/08/19 2017/11/25 2655
Poo Packer 1996/02/24 2003/01/25 2527
Fudge Tracker (RIP) 1995/09/15 2002/07/18 2498
Next Time I Cum 1999/12/04 2006/08/04 2435
Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 1996/09/28 2003/04/19 2394
Quarter Barrel 1997/06/12 2003/12/27 2389
Kappa Grabba Cock 2011/04/23 2017/10/28 2380
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/09/02 2018/12/08 2288
Fourgasm 1999/09/11 2005/09/17 2198
Curdled Cum 2001/01/04 2006/11/09 2135
Son of a Nun 2004/11/13 2010/09/04 2121
Grand Theft Twauto 2013/07/27 2019/04/13 2086
Happy Endings 2007/01/06 2012/09/02 2066
Famunda 1995/12/09 2001/01/27 1876
$3.00 A Minute 1999/04/10 2004/05/02 1849
Tilt-A-Girl 2010/10/30 2015/11/14 1841
Tight Sphincter 1995/09/15 2000/08/26 1807
Vommitt Dog 1995/10/28 2000/10/07 1806
NILF 2007/03/31 2012/02/25 1792
Shamcock (SCH4) 2010/03/13 2014/11/15 1708
Butt Digger 1998/07/04 2002/12/12 1622
Best Blow 1995/09/15 2000/01/01 1569
Jason & The Gargle Nuts 2010/03/13 2014/05/31 1540
Golden Showers 1999/10/23 2003/11/21 1490
3-Way Time 2003/12/31 2007/12/20 1450
Organ Grinder 1996/08/24 2000/07/29 1435
St Eager Retriever 2010/01/30 2013/12/28 1428
Hot Wax Me Officer 1997/09/06 2001/08/02 1426
When Hairy Met Chunky 1997/06/21 2001/05/03 1412
Lube My Johnson 2000/09/23 2004/07/24 1400
The Unalicker 1999/03/27 2002/12/14 1358
Pubic Offender 2000/05/05 2004/01/15 1350
Hyper Hand Job 2001/12/15 2005/08/18 1342
Ugandarrhea 2012/01/14 2015/08/08 1302
Soggy Sparks 2005/03/05 2008/09/18 1293
Beat It 1998/09/12 2002/03/23 1288
Mystic Blow 1996/08/08 2000/02/12 1283
Hot Tub Slut 1996/11/09 2000/05/14 1282
Kenny Kan't Kum 2010/01/30 2013/07/27 1274
38 Special 2003/06/14 2006/12/09 1274
Shut The Fuck Up 2010/08/28 2014/02/08 1260
Boneless (DH3) 2015/09/19 2019/02/16 1246
Mount Me Faster 2003/04/19 2006/09/16 1246
Fucking Nothing 1998/09/26 2002/02/21 1244
Gas Hole 1997/10/11 2001/02/24 1232
Pubic Zirconia 2001/10/20 2005/02/05 1204
Pecker Checker 1996/09/28 2000/01/01 1190
Gourmet 1997/09/06 2000/12/02 1183
Little Boy Blue Balls 1999/08/13 2002/10/19 1163
Crack Whore 2007/06/21 2010/08/13 1149
stroX coX baXwards 2001/10/06 2004/11/27 1148
Fat Drunk & Stupid 2006/03/04 2009/03/19 1111
Stinky Winkie 1999/01/30 2001/12/13 1048
Freakin' Big Kunt 2002/06/20 2005/04/16 1031
No Funyun 2015/08/07 2018/05/12 1009
Eats It Raw 1999/07/03 2002/03/23 994
Smegma 1998/10/10 2001/06/07 971
Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 2000/04/06 2002/11/30 968
Dah Gimp 1997/03/29 1999/11/06 952
Neon Knockers 1998/01/17 2000/08/26 952
Anal Vice 1996/02/24 1998/10/01 950
Broke Dick Mountain 2009/04/01 2011/11/05 948
I. M. Cumming 2012/03/17 2014/10/18 945
Got Crabs? 2002/02/23 2004/09/16 936
Fluffer 2006/07/31 2009/02/14 929
Wile E. Coyote 1996/12/07 1999/06/10 915
Elephant Retardy Ass 2007/02/15 2009/08/15 912
Body Fluid Hazard 1996/09/12 1999/03/13 912
H&R Cock 2010/01/21 2012/07/19 910
Spoiled Meat 2009/11/21 2012/05/17 908
Y=Pi 2005/02/05 2007/05/06 820
Icebox 2009/11/06 2011/12/17 771
Tender Titties 2011/08/18 2013/08/15 728
Tight New Twat 2006/09/02 2008/08/30 728
Flaming Pickle Licker 2006/01/07 2007/11/10 672
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/03/24 2014/01/16 663
Scrum Dumpster 2012/05/06 2014/01/16 620