| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 11 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 9 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 7 |
| Spoiled Meat | 6 |
| Dah Gimp | 6 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 5 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 5 |
| Tender Titties | 5 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 5 |
| Y=Pi | 5 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 5 |
| Ugandarrhea | 3 |
| Grand Theft Twauto | 3 |
| Pinky Pleasure | 3 |
| H&R Cock | 3 |
| Icebox | 2 |
| Dead Fucker | 2 |
| Golden Showers | 2 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 2 |
| Best Blow | 2 |
| Certified Vaginal Gunk | 2 |
| Kenny Kan't Kum | 2 |
| Cock In A Box | 2 |
| Hershey Highway | 1 |
| NILF | 1 |
| Kappa Grabba Cock | 1 |
| Vagina Slime | 1 |
| NHN 1132 | 1 |
| Fourgasm | 1 |
| Shamcock (SCH4) | 1 |
| Stocks & Bondage | 1 |
| 3-Way Time | 1 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky | 1 |
| Pumps The Plastic Pussy | 1 |
| Serving Seamen | 1 |
| Red Velvet Twinkie | 1 |
| NHN 1282 Jason Greulich | 1 |
| Jacuzzi Floozie | 1 |
| Eat A Bloody Bitch | 1 |
| Black Pussy | 1 |
| Jerkns & the Butternuts | 1 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 1 |
| Wile E.'s Bitch | 1 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 1 |