| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 11 |
| Chairman of the Whore | 5 |
| The Unalicker | 4 |
| 3-Way Time | 3 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 3 |
| Icebox | 3 |
| Shamcock (SCH4) | 3 |
| Pecker Checker | 2 |
| H&R Cock | 2 |
| Boobzilla | 2 |
| Fourgasm | 2 |
| Hairy Pucker | 2 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 2 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| Tender Titties | 1 |
| Got Crabs? | 1 |
| Dead Fucker | 1 |
| Best Blow | 1 |
| Dah Gimp | 1 |
| Eat A Bloody Bitch | 1 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 1 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 1 |
| Y=Pi | 1 |
| Pink Mustache | 1 |
| Finger Me | 1 |
| Jerkns & the Butternuts | 1 |
| Tight New Twat | 1 |
| Thick 'n' Juicy | 1 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 1 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 1 |
| No Funyun | 1 |