| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 6 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 5 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 4 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 3 |
| Dah Gimp | 2 |
| G Spot | 2 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 2 |
| The Unalicker | 1 |
| Dr Whooters | 1 |
| Paralympdick | 1 |
| Woody Hooker | 1 |
| Whip It Out | 1 |
| Goes Down Dirty | 1 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 1 |
| Serving Seamen | 1 |
| One trick dick | 1 |
| No Funyun (Banned) | 1 |
| Best Blow | 1 |