| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 15 |
| Butt Digger | 10 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 7 |
| Anal Vice | 6 |
| Fudge Tracker (RIP) | 5 |
| Dah Gimp | 5 |
| Curdled Cum | 5 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 4 |
| Gourmet | 4 |
| Eat A Bloody Bitch | 4 |
| The Unalicker | 4 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 3 |
| Got Crabs? | 2 |
| Body Fluid Hazard | 2 |
| Quarter Barrel (RIP) | 2 |
| Lube My Johnson | 2 |
| Best Blow | 2 |
| Kremey In The Middle | 1 |
| Y=Pi | 1 |
| Fourgasm | 1 |
| Smegma | 1 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 1 |
| Dingleberry | 1 |
| Irish Stewl | 1 |
| Soggy Sparks | 1 |
| Golden Showers | 1 |
| stroX coX baXwards | 1 |
| Dead Fucker | 1 |
| Tight New Twat | 1 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 1 |
| Stinky Winkie | 1 |
| 3-Way Time | 1 |
| Aching Ass | 1 |
| I'm Not Gay | 1 |