| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 9 |
| Ugandarrhea | 4 |
| Y=Pi | 3 |
| The Unalicker | 3 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 3 |
| Soggy Sparks | 2 |
| Quarter Barrel | 2 |
| No Funyun | 2 |
| Boneless (DH3) | 2 |
| Gourmet | 1 |
| Fourgasm | 1 |
| More Leggs | 1 |
| Cock-a-Noodle | 1 |
| Early Withdrawal | 1 |
| Beat It | 1 |
| Anal Vice | 1 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 1 |
| Tender Titties | 1 |
| Chicken Stiffer | 1 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky | 1 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 1 |
| Fluffer | 1 |
| Brown & Runny | 1 |
| Elvis | 1 |
| Dah Gimp | 1 |