| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Spoiled Meat | 32 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 12 |
| Grand Theft Twauto | 10 |
| Pinky Pleasure | 6 |
| Moose Knuckle Crunch | 4 |
| Ben Shikkin | 4 |
| Jason & The Gargle Nuts | 3 |
| Cock In A Box | 3 |
| Little Boy Blue Balls | 2 |
| Scrum Dumpster | 2 |
| H&R Cock | 2 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 2 |
| St Eager Retriever | 2 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 2 |
| The Unalicker | 1 |
| Quick Cum McPlum | 1 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 1 |
| Afro Samurai | 1 |
| Banker Bitch | 1 |
| Y=Pi | 1 |
| Black Pussy | 1 |
| Ugandarrhea | 1 |
| Jacuzzi Floozie | 1 |
| Sir Peesalot | 1 |
| More Leggs | 1 |
| I'm Not Gay | 1 |
| Porkless | 1 |
| AssTek | 1 |
| Facial Duty | 1 |
| Vagina Slime | 1 |
| Dah Gimp | 1 |