| Hare Name | Hare Count |
|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 23 |
| Aching Ass | 9 |
| Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) | 9 |
| Fluffer | 4 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 4 |
| Princess Pussy Pisster | 3 |
| Y=Pi | 2 |
| Mount Me Faster | 2 |
| 3-Way Time | 2 |
| Beat It | 2 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 2 |
| Stocks & Bondage | 1 |
| Bark Buffer | 1 |
| The Unalicker | 1 |
| Crack Whore | 1 |
| Cum Again | 1 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 1 |
| Spoiled Meat | 1 |