True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Hot Tub Slut 243
2 The Unalicker 109
3 Elephant Retardy Ass 71
4 Y=Pi 70
5 Best Blow 67
6 Little Boy Blue Balls 62
7 Gourmet 61
8 Dah Gimp 57
9 Spoiled Meat 50
10 H&R Cock 48
11 Fourgasm 42
12 Anal Vice 41
13 Hyper Hand Job 39
14 Shut The Fuck Up 36
15 Eats It Raw 35
16 Aching Ass 33
16 3-Way Time 33
16 Got Crabs? 33
19 Fluffer 32
20 Body Fluid Hazard 31
20 Herpe The Love Bug 31
22 I'm Not Gay 27
23 Vommitt Dog 26
24 Serving Seamen 25
24 Scrum Dumpster 25
26 Tender Titties 24
27 Moose Knuckle Crunch 23
27 Crack Whore 23
29 Tight Sphincter 22
29 NILF 22
31 Quarter Barrel 21
31 When Hairy Met Chunky 21
33 More Leggs 20
33 Pecker Checker 20
33 Beat It 20
33 Mystic Blow 20
37 Shaving Ryan's Privates 18
38 Eat A Bloody Bitch 17
38 Jason & The Gargle Nuts 17
38 Cock In A Box 17
41 No Funyun 16
41 Golden Showers 16
43 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 15
44 Icebox 14
44 Cock-a-Noodle 14
44 Ugandarrhea 14
44 Organ Grinder 14
44 Butt Digger 14
44 Shamcock (SCH4) 14
50 Yes! Yes! Yes! 13
50 Fat Drunk & Stupid 13
52 Black Pussy 12
52 Broke Dick Mountain 12
52 Kappa Grabba Cock 12
52 Fucking Nothing 12
56 Porkless 11
56 Grand Theft Twauto 11
56 Ben Shikkin 11
59 Fudge Tracker (RIP) 10
59 Happy Endings 10
59 Stocks & Bondage 10
59 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 10
59 Neon Knockers 10
64 Pinky Pleasure 9
64 Stinky Winkie 9
64 Dreams of Dick 9
64 Hot Wax Me Officer 9
64 stroX coX baXwards 9
69 Irish Stewl 8
69 Poo Packer 8
69 Curdled Cum 8
69 Smegma 8
69 Penis Head 8
74 Fish N Sniff 7
74 John Wayne Hobbit 7
74 Wile E.'s Bitch 7
74 Flaming Pickle Licker 7
74 Double Click 4 Dick 7
74 Horny Again 7
80 Sixty Nina 6
80 Tight New Twat 6
80 Princess Pussy Pisster 6
80 Dog In Drag 6
80 Pubic Offender 6
80 Gas Hole 6
80 Mount Me Faster 6
80 Dead Fucker 6
88 Famunda 5
88 Dr Whooters 5
88 AssTek 5
88 Doctor Jizz 5
88 Kenny Kan't Kum 5
88 Boneless (DH3) 5
88 Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 5
88 Grand Opening 5
88 Chairman of the Whore 5
88 Nipple Rash 5
88 Sir Peesalot 5
88 Red Hot Chili Pecker 5
100 Kitty Kitty Gang Bang 4
100 El Cicada Viejo 4
100 St Eager Retriever 4
100 Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 4
100 Wrong Nut 4
100 Soggy Sparks 4
100 Thick 'n' Juicy 4
100 Certified Vaginal Gunk 4
100 Fud Mucker 4
100 Miracle Grow 4
100 Jump & Hump 4
100 Lube My Johnson 4
100 Sranted Screw 4
100 Pussy Whipped 4
100 Early Withdrawal 4
100 Ball Banger 4
100 Schlitz Over Tits 4
100 Vonder Twat 4
100 Pubic Zirconia 4
100 Skid Marks 4
100 Son of a Nun 4
121 In A Heartbeat 3
121 Pork My Sister 3
121 Va-j-j-jina Monologues 3
121 Tilt-A-Girl 3
121 Freakin' Big Kunt 3
121 Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 3
121 Afro Samurai 3
121 Dick-a-langelo 3
121 Unlucky Skidmark 3
121 Half a Finger 3
121 Alabama Hot Pocket 3
121 Call Thurman 3
121 Bark Buffer 3
121 I. M. Cumming 3
121 Bitch, Moan & Wine 3
121 Elvis 3
137 Blo Hoe 2
137 Ultra Hienie 2
137 Sub Human 2
137 Pink Cum Socks 2
137 Pumps The Plastic Pussy 2
137 Thumbelanal 2
137 Prick In Crotch 2
137 Purple Heart On 2
137 Finger In Dog's Orifice 2
137 Slippery Asshole 2
137 Do You Feel Peter? 2
137 Who Gives A Shit 2
137 Tight Grip 2
137 Facial Duty 2
137 Vagina Slime 2
137 Butthole Surfer 2
137 Teflon 2
137 Botham 2
137 Laa-Laa 2
137 Jacuzzi Floozie 2
137 Tiny Tool 2
137 I See Naked People 2
137 Spewing Reptile 2
137 Bubble Cum 2
137 Baby Doc 2
137 Special Blow 2
137 Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 2
137 Drilled Sergent 2
137 Paralympdick 2
137 Cums Too Quick 2
137 Sewer Breath 2
137 Short Hares 2
137 Pulley (DH3) 2
137 $3.00 A Minute 2
137 Deep Throat 2
137 Crotch Thumper 2
137 Boobzilla 2
137 Shackle My Balls 2
137 Street Walker 2
137 Slo PokHer 2
137 Goes Down Dirty 2
137 Boy Toy 2
137 Hairy Pucker 2
137 Damaged Goods 2
137 Shit Schute Suit 2
137 Quick Cum McPlum 2
137 Vesparate Housewife 2
137 Finger Me 2
137 Tropical Fruit Cake 2
137 Ascot to Mouth 2
137 38 Special 2
137 A. A. R. P. 2
137 Greasy Asshole 2
137 Head Wetter 2
191 Sno Balls 1
191 Brokeback Mountain Biker 1
191 Ring My Gay Bell 1
191 Jason NHN Wyman 1
191 Padiddle 1
191 Death by Snu-Snu 1
191 13" Cock Tower 1
191 Martha Screw-Her 1
191 NHN 63 1
191 Princess Sassy Pants 1
191 Pool Tool 1
191 Buttocks 1
191 Flashing Horny Pumper 1
191 Rhine Wine Swine 1
191 Off Like A Prom Dress 1
191 Wet Spot 1
191 Hunts Head 1
191 Shamcock (SLY H3) 1
191 Stuff That Sucks 1
191 Love Boat 1
191 Jerkns & the Butternuts 1
191 NHN Agnes Sister of Moore Legs 1
191 Can't Feel It 1
191 Pork My Tits 1
191 Wet, Creamy, and Delicious 1
191 Head Count 1
191 Beaver Reliever 1
191 Ko Ko Nuts 1
191 Hellbound 1
191 NHN 1423 1
191 Flaming Fag Whore 1
191 Velvet Prickless 1
191 Alley Cat 1
191 Priority Male 1
191 Tight Box 1
191 VD 1
191 Brown & Runny 1
191 Hot Sticky Buns 1
191 3 & Out 1
191 Fresh Step 1
191 Chatter Box 1
191 Hoof N Mouth 1
191 Seriously Too Desperate 1
191 Codpeace 1
191 Fag Hag 1
191 Red 'n' Pecker 1
191 Menage A Neuf 1
191 Curb Feeler 1
191 NHN Kathy N 092018 1
191 The Guy Who Makes The Dog Come 1
191 G Spot (DH3) 1
191 Cock-A-TuTu 1
191 Kremey In The Middle 1
191 Dingleberry 1
191 Chicken Stiffer 1
191 Bloody Z 1
191 Dick The Phone 1
191 Three Inches Short 1
191 NHN 1290 1
191 Tiny Heine 1
191 NHN 1402 Tim Banish 1
191 Cluster Fuck 1
191 Putrid Vagina 1
191 Fag Futbol 1
191 Burns Like Hell 1
191 Wind Tunnel 1
191 Slapyamama (DH3) 1
191 NHN Heather 1
191 Flaccid 1
191 Tit'n 'n' Spit'n 1
191 Titty Puppet 1
191 NHN 737 1
191 Miss Piggy 1
191 NHN 1289 1
191 Born Inbred 1
191 Nascock 1
191 Doris Clitoris 1
191 99 Rubber Balloons 1
191 Pink Mustache 1
191 El Cocko Blocko 1
191 Screws On First 1
191 Crack Packer 1
191 Goodntight 1
191 Sticky Pussy 1
191 Polly Wanna Fuck Her 1
191 Bush Wacker (DH3) 1
191 Pinocchio Fucks Chickens 1
191 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 1
191 Just Spank Me 1
191 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
191 On Her Knees 1
191 Ear Of The Sperm 1
191 Suck This 1
191 False Advertising 1
191 Miss Camel Toe 1
191 Split Tail 1
191 Premature Ejaculation 1
191 Princess Lei Me (DH3) 1
191 Procto Spot 1
191 Ten Foot Blow 1
191 Jane Doe the Fro Ho 1
191 Snake Neck 1
191 Flour In The Hole 1
191 Summer's Eve 1
191 4 Whores and 7 Queers Ago 1
191 Whipper Snotter 1
191 Self Service 1
191 Barrel Roll (RIP) 1
191 Pork 'n Ride 1
191 Seismic Balls 1
191 Ba Ba Boom 1
191 Goose Bumps 1
191 Chuuuck 1
191 Doormouse 1
191 Mission Assquire 1
191 Hot And Cold Running Twatter 1
191 NHN 1611 Mike Kraeutle 1
191 Sea Cunt 1
191 Dicklopedia 1
191 Duck Tails 1
191 NHN 479 1
191 Cum Again 1
191 NHN 950 1