True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Hot Tub Slut 242
2 The Unalicker 108
3 Elephant Retardy Ass 70
3 Y=Pi 70
5 Best Blow 67
6 Little Boy Blue Balls 62
7 Gourmet 61
8 Dah Gimp 57
9 Spoiled Meat 50
10 H&R Cock 47
11 Fourgasm 42
12 Anal Vice 41
13 Hyper Hand Job 39
14 Shut The Fuck Up 36
15 Eats It Raw 35
16 Got Crabs? 33
16 Aching Ass 33
16 3-Way Time 33
19 Fluffer 32
20 Body Fluid Hazard 31
21 Herpe The Love Bug 29
22 I'm Not Gay 27
23 Vommitt Dog 26
24 Scrum Dumpster 25
24 Serving Seamen 25
26 Tender Titties 24
27 Crack Whore 23
27 Moose Knuckle Crunch 23
29 Tight Sphincter 22
29 NILF 22
31 When Hairy Met Chunky 21
31 Quarter Barrel 21
33 Mystic Blow 20
33 More Leggs 20
33 Pecker Checker 20
36 Shaving Ryan's Privates 18
36 Beat It 18
38 Jason & The Gargle Nuts 17
38 Cock In A Box 17
38 Eat A Bloody Bitch 17
41 Golden Showers 16
42 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 15
43 Icebox 14
43 No Funyun 14
43 Cock-a-Noodle 14
43 Ugandarrhea 14
43 Organ Grinder 14
43 Shamcock (SCH4) 14
43 Butt Digger 14
50 Fat Drunk & Stupid 13
50 Yes! Yes! Yes! 13
52 Kappa Grabba Cock 12
52 Fucking Nothing 12
52 Broke Dick Mountain 12
52 Black Pussy 12
56 Porkless 11
56 Grand Theft Twauto 11
56 Ben Shikkin 11
59 Stocks & Bondage 10
59 Happy Endings 10
59 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 10
59 Neon Knockers 10
59 Fudge Tracker (RIP) 10
64 Hot Wax Me Officer 9
64 stroX coX baXwards 9
64 Pinky Pleasure 9
64 Stinky Winkie 9
64 Dreams of Dick 9
69 Penis Head 8
69 Irish Stewl 8
69 Poo Packer 8
69 Curdled Cum 8
69 Smegma 8
74 Double Click 4 Dick 7
74 Horny Again 7
74 Fish N Sniff 7
74 John Wayne Hobbit 7
74 Wile E.'s Bitch 7
74 Flaming Pickle Licker 7
80 Gas Hole 6
80 Mount Me Faster 6
80 Dead Fucker 6
80 Sixty Nina 6
80 Tight New Twat 6
80 Princess Pussy Pisster 6
80 Dog In Drag 6
80 Pubic Offender 6
88 Sir Peesalot 5
88 Chairman of the Whore 5
88 Nipple Rash 5
88 Red Hot Chili Pecker 5
88 Famunda 5
88 Dr Whooters 5
88 AssTek 5
88 Doctor Jizz 5
88 Kenny Kan't Kum 5
88 Boneless (DH3) 5
88 Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 5
88 Grand Opening 5
100 Sranted Screw 4
100 Pussy Whipped 4
100 Early Withdrawal 4
100 Ball Banger 4
100 Schlitz Over Tits 4
100 Vonder Twat 4
100 Pubic Zirconia 4
100 Skid Marks 4
100 Son of a Nun 4
100 Kitty Kitty Gang Bang 4
100 El Cicada Viejo 4
100 Thick 'n' Juicy 4
100 St Eager Retriever 4
100 Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 4
100 Wrong Nut 4
100 Soggy Sparks 4
100 Certified Vaginal Gunk 4
100 Fud Mucker 4
100 Miracle Grow 4
100 Jump & Hump 4
100 Lube My Johnson 4
121 Alabama Hot Pocket 3
121 Call Thurman 3
121 Bark Buffer 3
121 I. M. Cumming 3
121 Bitch, Moan & Wine 3
121 Elvis 3
121 Va-j-j-jina Monologues 3
121 In A Heartbeat 3
121 Pork My Sister 3
121 Tilt-A-Girl 3
121 Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 3
121 Freakin' Big Kunt 3
121 Afro Samurai 3
121 Dick-a-langelo 3
121 Unlucky Skidmark 3
121 Half a Finger 3
137 Hairy Pucker 2
137 Shackle My Balls 2
137 Street Walker 2
137 Slo PokHer 2
137 Goes Down Dirty 2
137 Boy Toy 2
137 Finger Me 2
137 Damaged Goods 2
137 Shit Schute Suit 2
137 Quick Cum McPlum 2
137 A. A. R. P. 2
137 Greasy Asshole 2
137 Head Wetter 2
137 Tropical Fruit Cake 2
137 Ascot to Mouth 2
137 38 Special 2
137 Blo Hoe 2
137 Ultra Hienie 2
137 Sub Human 2
137 Pink Cum Socks 2
137 Pumps The Plastic Pussy 2
137 Thumbelanal 2
137 Prick In Crotch 2
137 Purple Heart On 2
137 Finger In Dog's Orifice 2
137 Slippery Asshole 2
137 Do You Feel Peter? 2
137 Jacuzzi Floozie 2
137 Who Gives A Shit 2
137 Tight Grip 2
137 Facial Duty 2
137 Vagina Slime 2
137 Butthole Surfer 2
137 Teflon 2
137 Botham 2
137 Laa-Laa 2
137 Tiny Tool 2
137 I See Naked People 2
137 Spewing Reptile 2
137 Bubble Cum 2
137 Baby Doc 2
137 Special Blow 2
137 Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 2
137 Drilled Sergent 2
137 Crotch Thumper 2
137 Boobzilla 2
137 Paralympdick 2
137 Cums Too Quick 2
137 Sewer Breath 2
137 Short Hares 2
137 Pulley (DH3) 2
137 $3.00 A Minute 2
137 Deep Throat 2
190 False Advertising 1
190 NHN 1289 1
190 Born Inbred 1
190 Nascock 1
190 Doris Clitoris 1
190 99 Rubber Balloons 1
190 Pink Mustache 1
190 El Cocko Blocko 1
190 Screws On First 1
190 Crack Packer 1
190 Goodntight 1
190 Sticky Pussy 1
190 Polly Wanna Fuck Her 1
190 Bush Wacker (DH3) 1
190 Pinocchio Fucks Chickens 1
190 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 1
190 Just Spank Me 1
190 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
190 On Her Knees 1
190 Ear Of The Sperm 1
190 Suck This 1
190 Pork 'n Ride 1
190 Seismic Balls 1
190 Miss Camel Toe 1
190 Split Tail 1
190 Premature Ejaculation 1
190 Princess Lei Me (DH3) 1
190 Procto Spot 1
190 Ten Foot Blow 1
190 Jane Doe the Fro Ho 1
190 Snake Neck 1
190 Flour In The Hole 1
190 Summer's Eve 1
190 4 Whores and 7 Queers Ago 1
190 Whipper Snotter 1
190 Self Service 1
190 Vesparate Housewife 1
190 Barrel Roll (RIP) 1
190 Ba Ba Boom 1
190 Goose Bumps 1
190 Chuuuck 1
190 Doormouse 1
190 Mission Assquire 1
190 Hot And Cold Running Twatter 1
190 NHN 1611 Mike Kraeutle 1
190 Sea Cunt 1
190 Dicklopedia 1
190 NHN 479 1
190 Cum Again 1
190 NHN 950 1
190 Wet Spot 1
190 Hunts Head 1
190 Sno Balls 1
190 Brokeback Mountain Biker 1
190 Ring My Gay Bell 1
190 Jason NHN Wyman 1
190 Padiddle 1
190 Death by Snu-Snu 1
190 13" Cock Tower 1
190 Martha Screw-Her 1
190 NHN 63 1
190 Princess Sassy Pants 1
190 Pool Tool 1
190 Buttocks 1
190 Flashing Horny Pumper 1
190 Rhine Wine Swine 1
190 Off Like A Prom Dress 1
190 Hellbound 1
190 Shamcock (SLY H3) 1
190 Stuff That Sucks 1
190 Love Boat 1
190 Jerkns & the Butternuts 1
190 NHN Agnes Sister of Moore Legs 1
190 Can't Feel It 1
190 Pork My Tits 1
190 Wet, Creamy, and Delicious 1
190 Head Count 1
190 Beaver Reliever 1
190 Ko Ko Nuts 1
190 Seriously Too Desperate 1
190 Codpeace 1
190 NHN 1423 1
190 Flaming Fag Whore 1
190 Velvet Prickless 1
190 Alley Cat 1
190 Priority Male 1
190 Tight Box 1
190 VD 1
190 Brown & Runny 1
190 Hot Sticky Buns 1
190 3 & Out 1
190 Fresh Step 1
190 Chatter Box 1
190 Hoof N Mouth 1
190 Bloody Z 1
190 Dick The Phone 1
190 Three Inches Short 1
190 Fag Hag 1
190 Red 'n' Pecker 1
190 Menage A Neuf 1
190 Curb Feeler 1
190 NHN Kathy N 092018 1
190 The Guy Who Makes The Dog Come 1
190 G Spot (DH3) 1
190 Cock-A-TuTu 1
190 Kremey In The Middle 1
190 Dingleberry 1
190 Chicken Stiffer 1
190 Miss Piggy 1
190 NHN 1290 1
190 Tiny Heine 1
190 NHN 1402 Tim Banish 1
190 Cluster Fuck 1
190 Putrid Vagina 1
190 Fag Futbol 1
190 Burns Like Hell 1
190 Wind Tunnel 1
190 Slapyamama (DH3) 1
190 NHN Heather 1
190 Flaccid 1
190 Tit'n 'n' Spit'n 1
190 Titty Puppet 1
190 NHN 737 1