True Haring Counts

Hares, and the number of (non hyper-hash) hashes they have hared. More is better.
Rank Hare Name Hash Count
1 Hot Tub Slut 255
2 The Unalicker 113
3 Elephant Retardy Ass 75
3 Y=Pi 75
5 Best Blow 67
6 Gourmet 62
6 Little Boy Blue Balls 62
8 Dah Gimp 58
9 Spoiled Meat 55
10 H&R Cock 51
11 Fourgasm 48
12 Anal Vice 41
12 Hyper Hand Job 41
14 Herpe The Love Bug 38
15 Shut The Fuck Up 37
16 Eats It Raw 35
17 Aching Ass 33
17 3-Way Time 33
17 Got Crabs? 33
20 Fluffer 32
21 Body Fluid Hazard 31
22 I'm Not Gay 28
23 Vommitt Dog 26
24 Scrum Dumpster 25
24 Beat It 25
24 Serving Seamen 25
27 Crack Whore 24
27 Tender Titties 24
29 Moose Knuckle Crunch 23
29 Shaving Ryan's Privates 23
31 Tight Sphincter 22
31 NILF 22
33 No Funyun 21
33 Quarter Barrel 21
33 More Leggs 21
33 When Hairy Met Chunky 21
37 Mystic Blow 20
37 Pecker Checker 20
39 Cock In A Box 18
40 Golden Showers 17
40 Eat A Bloody Bitch 17
40 Jason & The Gargle Nuts 17
43 Cock-a-Noodle 15
43 Scum Sucking Fecal Feeliac (RIP) 15
45 Icebox 14
45 Ugandarrhea 14
45 Organ Grinder 14
45 Butt Digger 14
45 Shamcock (SCH4) 14
50 Porkless 13
50 Broke Dick Mountain 13
50 Black Pussy 13
50 Yes! Yes! Yes! 13
50 Fat Drunk & Stupid 13
55 Fucking Nothing 12
55 Grand Theft Twauto 12
55 Kappa Grabba Cock 12
58 Pinky Pleasure 11
58 Ben Shikkin 11
60 Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 10
60 Neon Knockers 10
60 Fudge Tracker (RIP) 10
60 Happy Endings 10
60 Stocks & Bondage 10
65 Penis Head 9
65 stroX coX baXwards 9
65 Stinky Winkie 9
65 Dreams of Dick 9
65 Hot Wax Me Officer 9
70 Irish Stewl 8
70 Poo Packer 8
70 Curdled Cum 8
70 Smegma 8
74 Fish N Sniff 7
74 Dr Whooters 7
74 John Wayne Hobbit 7
74 Wile E.'s Bitch 7
74 Flaming Pickle Licker 7
74 Double Click 4 Dick 7
74 Horny Again 7
81 Sixty Nina 6
81 Tight New Twat 6
81 Princess Pussy Pisster 6
81 Dog In Drag 6
81 Pubic Offender 6
81 Gas Hole 6
81 Mount Me Faster 6
81 Dead Fucker 6
89 Red Hot Chili Pecker 5
89 Ascot to Mouth 5
89 Famunda 5
89 AssTek 5
89 Wet, Creamy, and Delicious 5
89 Doctor Jizz 5
89 St Eager Retriever 5
89 Boneless (DH3) 5
89 Kenny Kan't Kum 5
89 Grand Opening 5
89 Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 5
89 Chairman of the Whore 5
89 Nipple Rash 5
89 Sir Peesalot 5
103 Schlitz Over Tits 4
103 Vonder Twat 4
103 Bitch, Moan & Wine 4
103 Dicklopedia 4
103 Pubic Zirconia 4
103 Skid Marks 4
103 Son of a Nun 4
103 Kitty Kitty Gang Bang 4
103 El Cicada Viejo 4
103 Sucks But Doesn't Swallow 4
103 Wrong Nut 4
103 Soggy Sparks 4
103 Thick 'n' Juicy 4
103 Certified Vaginal Gunk 4
103 Fud Mucker 4
103 Miracle Grow 4
103 Cock-A-TuTu 4
103 Jump & Hump 4
103 Lube My Johnson 4
103 Sranted Screw 4
103 Pussy Whipped 4
103 Early Withdrawal 4
103 Ball Banger 4
126 I. M. Cumming 3
126 Elvis 3
126 In A Heartbeat 3
126 Morning Sickness 3
126 Pork My Sister 3
126 Va-j-j-jina Monologues 3
126 Tilt-A-Girl 3
126 Freakin' Big Kunt 3
126 Snip On Snip Off (SO SO) 3
126 Afro Samurai 3
126 Dick-a-langelo 3
126 Unlucky Skidmark 3
126 Half a Finger 3
126 Goes Down Dirty 3
126 Alabama Hot Pocket 3
126 Vesparate Housewife 3
126 Bark Buffer 3
126 Call Thurman 3
144 Elmo's Fuck Buddy 2
144 38 Special 2
144 A. A. R. P. 2
144 Greasy Asshole 2
144 Head Wetter 2
144 Tropical Fruit Cake 2
144 Blo Hoe 2
144 Ultra Hienie 2
144 Sub Human 2
144 Pink Cum Socks 2
144 Ginger Wallbanger 2
144 Pumps The Plastic Pussy 2
144 Prick In Crotch 2
144 Purple Heart On 2
144 Finger In Dog's Orifice 2
144 Slippery Asshole 2
144 Do You Feel Peter? 2
144 Thumbelanal 2
144 Tight Grip 2
144 Facial Duty 2
144 Vagina Slime 2
144 Butthole Surfer 2
144 Teflon 2
144 Trail Pleasure 2
144 Botham 2
144 Laa-Laa 2
144 Jacuzzi Floozie 2
144 Who Gives A Shit 2
144 Spewing Reptile 2
144 Bubble Cum 2
144 Baby Doc 2
144 Special Blow 2
144 Bouncing Baby Ball Barrister 2
144 Drilled Sergent 2
144 Tiny Tool 2
144 I See Naked People 2
144 Paralympdick 2
144 Cums Too Quick 2
144 Sewer Breath 2
144 Short Hares 2
144 Pulley (DH3) 2
144 $3.00 A Minute 2
144 Ticks Out for the Boys 2
144 Deep Throat 2
144 Crotch Thumper 2
144 Boobzilla 2
144 Shackle My Balls 2
144 Street Walker 2
144 Slo PokHer 2
144 Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 2
144 Boy Toy 2
144 Hairy Pucker 2
144 Damaged Goods 2
144 Shit Schute Suit 2
144 Quick Cum McPlum 2
144 Finger Me 2
200 Goose Bumps 1
200 Chuuuck 1
200 Doormouse 1
200 Mission Assquire 1
200 Hot And Cold Running Twatter 1
200 NHN 1611 Mike Kraeutle 1
200 Sea Cunt 1
200 Duck Tails 1
200 NHN 479 1
200 Just Alexa 1
200 Cum Again 1
200 NHN 950 1
200 Ba Ba Boom 1
200 Jason NHN Wyman 1
200 Padiddle 1
200 Death by Snu-Snu 1
200 13" Cock Tower 1
200 Martha Screw-Her 1
200 NHN 63 1
200 Princess Sassy Pants 1
200 Pool Tool 1
200 Buttocks 1
200 Flashing Horny Pumper 1
200 Shit and Spin 1
200 Rhine Wine Swine 1
200 Off Like A Prom Dress 1
200 Wet Spot 1
200 Hunts Head 1
200 Sno Balls 1
200 Brokeback Mountain Biker 1
200 Ring My Gay Bell 1
200 Shamcock (SLY H3) 1
200 Stuff That Sucks 1
200 Love Boat 1
200 Jerkns & the Butternuts 1
200 NHN Agnes Sister of Moore Legs 1
200 Can't Feel It 1
200 Pork My Tits 1
200 Head Count 1
200 Moaning Lisa 1
200 Skin to Win 1
200 Beaver Reliever 1
200 Bud Dunky y Dunk 1
200 Ko Ko Nuts 1
200 Hellbound 1
200 Flaming Fag Whore 1
200 Velvet Prickless 1
200 Alley Cat 1
200 Priority Male 1
200 Tight Box 1
200 VD 1
200 Brown & Runny 1
200 Hot Sticky Buns 1
200 3 & Out 1
200 Chatter Box 1
200 Double Dribble 1
200 Banker Bitch 1
200 Baroquen Organ 1
200 Hoof N Mouth 1
200 Seriously Too Desperate 1
200 Codpeace 1
200 NHN 1423 1
200 Red 'n' Pecker 1
200 Menage A Neuf 1
200 Curb Feeler 1
200 NHN Kathy N 092018 1
200 The Guy Who Makes The Dog Come 1
200 G Spot (DH3) 1
200 Fart Gnarfunkel 1
200 Spongejob Sugarbush 1
200 Kremey In The Middle 1
200 Dingleberry 1
200 Chicken Stiffer 1
200 Bloody Z 1
200 Dick The Phone 1
200 Three Inches Short 1
200 Fag Hag 1
200 Cluster Fuck 1
200 Putrid Vagina 1
200 Fag Futbol 1
200 Burns Like Hell 1
200 Wind Tunnel 1
200 Slapyamama (DH3) 1
200 Banned From Kiddieland 1
200 Flaccid 1
200 Dodge My Balls 1
200 Tit'n 'n' Spit'n 1
200 Titty Puppet 1
200 NHN 737 1
200 Miss Piggy 1
200 NHN 1290 1
200 Tiny Heine 1
200 NHN 1402 Tim Banish 1
200 Doris Clitoris 1
200 99 Rubber Balloons 1
200 Pink Mustache 1
200 El Cocko Blocko 1
200 Screws On First 1
200 Crack Packer 1
200 Goodntight 1
200 Sticky Pussy 1
200 Polly Wanna Fuck Her 1
200 Bush Wacker (DH3) 1
200 Pinocchio Fucks Chickens 1
200 Here Cums the Ride 1
200 Just Spank Me 1
200 Space Oddtitty 1
200 Scooby Doo 'Em 1
200 On Her Knees 1
200 Ear Of The Sperm 1
200 Suck This 1
200 False Advertising 1
200 NHN 1289 1
200 Born Inbred 1
200 Nascock 1
200 Split Tail 1
200 Premature Ejaculation 1
200 Princess Lei Me (DH3) 1
200 Procto Spot 1
200 Ten Foot Blow 1
200 Jane Doe the Fro Ho 1
200 Snake Neck 1
200 Flour In The Hole 1
200 Summer's Eve 1
200 4 Whores and 7 Queers Ago 1
200 Whipper Snotter 1
200 Self Service 1
200 NHN Kirstyn Nyegard 082020 1
200 Just Agnus 1
200 Barrel Roll (RIP) 1
200 Pork 'n Ride 1
200 Seismic Balls 1
200 Miss Camel Toe 1