Pending Hare Analversaries

The analversaries at their *next* harings

The most recent hash was: 1144 at Deer Park Tavern
Hare Name Pending Count Years Absent
Elephant Retardy Ass 85 0
Little Boy Blue Balls 75 0
Tender Titties 45 0
Broke Dick Mountain 40 0
Golden Showers 35 1
When Hairy Met Chunky 35 1
I'm Not Gay 30 3
NILF 25 5
Fat Drunk & Stupid 20 5
No Funyun 20 0
Yes! Yes! Yes! 15 2
Penis Head 10 0
Cock A Noodle (DH3) 10 1
Grand Theft Twauto 10 0
Wile E.'s Bitch 10 5
Certified Vaginal Gunk 10 5
Double Click 4 Dick 10 4
Tight New Twat 10 3
Vonder Twat 5 2
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 5 0
Paralympdick 5 5
Vagina Slime 5 3
Pumps The Plastic Pussy 5 6
Pinky Pleasure 5 0
Tilt-A-Girl 5 3
Ascot to Mouth 5 0
Flaming Fag Whore 5 4
Shit Schute Suit 5 0
I. M. Cumming 5 4