| Hare Name | Pending Count | Years Absent |
|---|---|---|
| The Unalicker | 138 | 0 |
| H&R Cock | 69 | 1 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 60 | 0 |
| Tender Titties | 50 | 1 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 45 | 1 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 40 | 2 |
| When Hairy Met Chunky | 35 | 6 |
| More Leggs | 25 | 0 |
| Icebox | 20 | 4 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 15 | 2 |
| Black Pussy | 15 | 2 |
| Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch | 10 | 4 |
| Dicklopedia | 10 | 0 |
| G Spot | 5 | 1 |
| Woody Hooker | 5 | 0 |