| Hare Name | Pending Count | Years Absent |
|---|---|---|
| The Unalicker | 138 | 1 |
| Beat It | 85 | 0 |
| H&R Cock | 70 | 0 |
| Tender Titties | 50 | 2 |
| Shut The Fuck Up | 40 | 3 |
| Cock In A Box | 30 | 0 |
| More Leggs | 25 | 1 |
| Icebox | 20 | 5 |
| Black Pussy | 15 | 3 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 15 | 3 |
| Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch | 10 | 5 |
| Woody Hooker | 5 | 1 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 5 | 0 |
| Crotch Thumper | 5 | 0 |