| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dicklopedia | 87 | 100 | 2027-01-03 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 275 | 300 | 2027-01-18 |
| Banker Bitch | 186 | 200 | 2027-03-04 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 68 | 100 | 2027-03-27 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 79 | 100 | 2027-08-12 |
| H&R Cock | 360 | 400 | 2027-12-29 |
| Golden Showers | 768 | 800 | 2028-01-14 |
| Dah Gimp | 958 | 1000 | 2028-02-03 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1313 | 1400 | 2028-04-11 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 76 | 100 | 2028-06-26 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 444 | 500 | 2028-07-12 |
| Y=Pi | 624 | 700 | 2029-02-21 |
| The Unalicker | 579 | 600 | 2029-03-19 |
| Power Puss | 8 | 100 | 2029-07-19 |
| Fourgasm | 821 | 900 | 2029-07-24 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 353 | 400 | 2029-07-31 |
| G Spot | 118 | 200 | 2029-09-11 |
| Clam Stamp | 5 | 100 | 2030-05-18 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 627 | 700 | 2030-07-08 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 279 | 300 | 2030-08-25 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 100 | 200 | 2031-07-01 |
| Twats my name | 22 | 100 | 2031-12-01 |
| Double Dribble | 34 | 100 | 2032-09-15 |
| Shrimp Dick | 8 | 100 | 2033-01-27 |
| Analkim shitroller | 4 | 100 | 2033-05-19 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 18 | 100 | 2033-06-22 |
| Just Nancy | 2 | 100 | 2035-01-04 |
| Grade A Unit | 39 | 100 | 2036-01-16 |
| Whip It Out | 15 | 100 | 2036-05-17 |
| Follows Erections | 34 | 100 | 2036-07-24 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 41 | 100 | 2038-04-19 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 21 | 100 | 2038-12-31 |
| BJ Honeycutt | 4 | 100 | 2040-08-10 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 20 | 100 | 2045-09-25 |
| Just Jen | 2 | 100 | 2050-03-03 |