| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tender Titties | 397 | 400 | 2026-05-18 |
| Banker Bitch | 187 | 200 | 2027-07-21 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 278 | 300 | 2027-08-19 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 71 | 100 | 2027-12-02 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 281 | 300 | 2028-11-27 |
| H&R Cock | 362 | 400 | 2028-12-11 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1319 | 1400 | 2029-02-13 |
| The Unalicker | 580 | 600 | 2029-06-22 |
| More Leggs | 177 | 200 | 2029-07-06 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 77 | 100 | 2029-10-03 |
| Y=Pi | 627 | 700 | 2029-11-13 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 447 | 500 | 2030-01-01 |
| Golden Showers | 769 | 800 | 2030-02-02 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 29 | 100 | 2030-02-27 |
| Dah Gimp | 959 | 1000 | 2030-08-25 |
| Lil John | 16 | 100 | 2030-11-14 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 11 | 100 | 2031-02-22 |
| Porkless | 162 | 200 | 2031-08-18 |
| G Spot | 121 | 200 | 2031-10-31 |
| Follows Erections | 37 | 100 | 2032-06-24 |
| Fourgasm | 822 | 900 | 2032-09-04 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 354 | 400 | 2032-11-26 |
| Clam Stamp | 6 | 100 | 2034-05-27 |
| Help Get It Up | 63 | 100 | 2034-09-05 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 19 | 100 | 2035-06-23 |
| Twats my name | 23 | 100 | 2035-10-04 |
| Power Puss | 8 | 100 | 2036-03-21 |
| Whip It Out | 17 | 100 | 2036-06-30 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 102 | 200 | 2038-05-06 |
| Just Nancy | 3 | 100 | 2040-04-04 |
| DJ Bust A Nut | 14 | 100 | 2045-10-24 |