| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Beat It | 588 | 600 | 2024-08-05 |
| Pinky Pleasure | 97 | 100 | 2024-09-05 |
| G Spot | 89 | 100 | 2024-10-13 |
| Fourgasm | 788 | 800 | 2024-11-05 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1248 | 1300 | 2025-07-20 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 269 | 300 | 2025-09-28 |
| Dicklopedia | 77 | 100 | 2026-01-15 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 232 | 300 | 2026-05-16 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 63 | 100 | 2027-01-20 |
| Dah Gimp | 935 | 1000 | 2027-09-14 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 416 | 500 | 2027-10-16 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 66 | 100 | 2028-03-09 |
| H&R Cock | 339 | 400 | 2028-05-02 |
| My lil Cockill Do | 9 | 100 | 2028-07-14 |
| Twats my name | 10 | 100 | 2028-07-31 |
| The Unalicker | 575 | 600 | 2028-10-25 |
| Golden Showers | 749 | 800 | 2028-12-17 |
| Vesparate Housewife | 50 | 100 | 2029-01-08 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 37 | 100 | 2029-02-05 |
| Curb Feeler | 49 | 100 | 2029-02-24 |
| Banker Bitch | 173 | 200 | 2029-03-06 |
| Suckulent | 2 | 100 | 2029-10-19 |
| Field of Screams | 30 | 100 | 2030-03-01 |
| Fear and Boning in Lost Ficus | 20 | 100 | 2030-05-25 |
| Pink Cum Socks | 64 | 100 | 2030-10-21 |
| Y=Pi | 601 | 700 | 2030-11-07 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 244 | 300 | 2031-01-17 |
| DJ Bust A Nut | 10 | 100 | 2031-01-28 |
| NHN Chris C | 4 | 100 | 2031-07-28 |
| Polly Wanna Fuck Her | 45 | 100 | 2031-12-24 |
| Just Bethany | 5 | 100 | 2032-04-04 |
| Help Get It Up | 55 | 100 | 2033-03-25 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 341 | 400 | 2033-04-16 |
| Follows Erections | 24 | 100 | 2033-06-15 |
| Just Janelle Conley | 2 | 100 | 2035-06-08 |
| Balls on the Rocks | 15 | 100 | 2035-07-19 |
| Backstage Ass | 19 | 100 | 2035-08-11 |
| No balls buster | 14 | 100 | 2036-04-22 |
| Dungeons and Crayons | 8 | 100 | 2036-06-22 |
| Dibs on the Hobo | 14 | 100 | 2037-04-01 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 28 | 100 | 2037-09-14 |
| Just Amy | 2 | 100 | 2039-01-21 |
| Whip It Out | 8 | 100 | 2040-12-03 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 16 | 100 | 2040-12-21 |
| Wet n Ready | 16 | 100 | 2040-12-21 |
| Cums in Spurtz | 12 | 100 | 2041-10-07 |
| Aldi's Weiners | 10 | 100 | 2042-03-01 |
| 2 + Poo = Whore | 2 | 100 | 2042-07-18 |
| Hot Wax Me Officer | 407 | 500 | 2042-10-04 |
| Betting on balls | 4 | 100 | 2043-05-10 |
| Just Mary | 2 | 100 | 2043-10-02 |
| Just Doug | 2 | 100 | 2044-10-28 |