| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Banker Bitch | 187 | 200 | 2027-05-06 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 278 | 300 | 2027-07-27 |
| Dicklopedia | 87 | 100 | 2028-05-07 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 69 | 100 | 2028-05-24 |
| The Unalicker | 580 | 600 | 2028-11-03 |
| H&R Cock | 361 | 400 | 2028-12-16 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1316 | 1400 | 2029-05-25 |
| Golden Showers | 769 | 800 | 2029-08-02 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 79 | 100 | 2029-08-30 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 280 | 300 | 2029-10-19 |
| Dah Gimp | 959 | 1000 | 2029-10-21 |
| Y=Pi | 626 | 700 | 2029-11-10 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 446 | 500 | 2030-01-06 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 76 | 100 | 2030-12-23 |
| G Spot | 120 | 200 | 2031-11-05 |
| Fourgasm | 822 | 900 | 2031-11-15 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 354 | 400 | 2031-11-18 |
| Clam Stamp | 6 | 100 | 2033-04-07 |
| Power Puss | 8 | 100 | 2033-10-08 |
| Twats my name | 23 | 100 | 2034-08-05 |
| Follows Erections | 35 | 100 | 2035-08-24 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 101 | 200 | 2035-12-21 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 18 | 100 | 2037-01-23 |
| Just Nancy | 3 | 100 | 2038-05-05 |
| Whip It Out | 16 | 100 | 2038-05-27 |
| Double Dribble | 34 | 100 | 2042-06-23 |
| Shrimp Dick | 8 | 100 | 2048-11-18 |
| Analkim shitroller | 4 | 100 | 2049-11-13 |