| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Banker Bitch | 187 | 200 | 2027-02-24 |
| Dicklopedia | 87 | 100 | 2027-04-24 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 276 | 300 | 2027-11-29 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 68 | 100 | 2027-12-07 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 79 | 100 | 2028-01-08 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1314 | 1400 | 2028-12-19 |
| H&R Cock | 360 | 400 | 2029-01-29 |
| Dah Gimp | 959 | 1000 | 2029-10-17 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 444 | 500 | 2029-10-25 |
| Golden Showers | 768 | 800 | 2029-10-25 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 76 | 100 | 2030-04-07 |
| Y=Pi | 624 | 700 | 2030-04-27 |
| The Unalicker | 579 | 600 | 2030-10-14 |
| Power Puss | 8 | 100 | 2031-04-05 |
| G Spot | 118 | 200 | 2031-07-07 |
| Fourgasm | 821 | 900 | 2032-03-06 |
| Clam Stamp | 6 | 100 | 2032-03-07 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 353 | 400 | 2033-01-08 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 100 | 200 | 2035-01-11 |
| Twats my name | 22 | 100 | 2035-01-27 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 18 | 100 | 2035-04-02 |
| Double Dribble | 34 | 100 | 2035-11-09 |
| Shrimp Dick | 8 | 100 | 2036-05-11 |
| Just Nancy | 3 | 100 | 2036-07-07 |
| Analkim shitroller | 4 | 100 | 2036-10-20 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 627 | 700 | 2036-12-13 |
| Follows Erections | 34 | 100 | 2038-09-19 |
| Whip It Out | 15 | 100 | 2042-05-02 |
| BJ Honeycutt | 4 | 100 | 2047-04-26 |