| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 1275 | 1300 | 2025-08-02 |
| Tender Titties | 394 | 400 | 2026-02-23 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 88 | 100 | 2026-03-28 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 252 | 300 | 2026-11-24 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 51 | 100 | 2027-09-03 |
| Banker Bitch | 177 | 200 | 2027-12-22 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 380 | 400 | 2028-03-25 |
| Twats my name | 12 | 100 | 2028-05-06 |
| Beat It | 605 | 700 | 2028-05-09 |
| Golden Showers | 757 | 800 | 2028-08-06 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 253 | 300 | 2028-10-19 |
| Backstage Ass | 28 | 100 | 2029-04-23 |
| H&R Cock | 344 | 400 | 2029-05-11 |
| I'm Not Gay | 242 | 300 | 2029-06-02 |
| Fourgasm | 800 | 900 | 2029-08-28 |
| Dah Gimp | 944 | 1000 | 2029-09-11 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 427 | 500 | 2029-09-23 |
| Polly Wanna Fuck Her | 50 | 100 | 2030-03-05 |
| More Leggs | 173 | 200 | 2030-12-04 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 69 | 100 | 2031-10-22 |
| Gourmet | 564 | 600 | 2032-01-08 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 67 | 100 | 2032-01-08 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 344 | 400 | 2032-04-12 |
| Y=Pi | 606 | 700 | 2032-05-01 |
| G Spot | 100 | 200 | 2033-02-12 |
| Tight New Twat | 250 | 300 | 2033-02-12 |
| Follows Erections | 28 | 100 | 2034-02-20 |
| Porkless | 157 | 200 | 2034-06-14 |
| Vesparate Housewife | 52 | 100 | 2035-02-03 |
| Invisabitch | 2 | 100 | 2035-04-21 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 30 | 100 | 2039-09-24 |
| Marvin's Condom Contents | 21 | 100 | 2041-08-17 |
| Double Dribble | 23 | 100 | 2041-12-10 |
| Grey's Anatomy | 14 | 100 | 2043-02-07 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 13 | 100 | 2044-02-24 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 8 | 100 | 2044-08-14 |