| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pinky Pleasure | 99 | 100 | 2025-06-21 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1286 | 1300 | 2025-08-30 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 17 | 25 | 2025-10-19 |
| 1/4" Dick Insider Her | 64 | 69 | 2025-10-21 |
| Twats my name | 16 | 25 | 2025-11-08 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 13 | 25 | 2025-11-16 |
| Double Dribble | 29 | 50 | 2026-04-04 |
| Shrimp Dick | 4 | 25 | 2026-08-03 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 72 | 100 | 2026-09-04 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 73 | 100 | 2026-09-14 |
| Porkless | 159 | 200 | 2026-11-07 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 89 | 100 | 2026-12-19 |
| Backstage Ass | 31 | 50 | 2027-01-10 |
| I’d kill for road head | 3 | 25 | 2027-03-06 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 7 | 25 | 2027-03-06 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 52 | 69 | 2027-04-04 |
| Dicklopedia | 81 | 100 | 2027-08-24 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 258 | 300 | 2027-09-21 |
| Sriracha Crotch | 7 | 25 | 2028-03-18 |
| Golden Showers | 761 | 800 | 2028-04-08 |
| Beat It | 615 | 700 | 2028-07-29 |
| Fourgasm | 806 | 900 | 2029-03-18 |
| H&R Cock | 348 | 400 | 2029-04-07 |
| G Spot | 103 | 200 | 2029-08-13 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 381 | 400 | 2029-08-25 |
| Dah Gimp | 947 | 1000 | 2030-03-19 |
| Splash Gordon | 28 | 50 | 2030-05-04 |
| The Unalicker | 577 | 600 | 2030-07-27 |
| Y=Pi | 611 | 700 | 2031-02-16 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 346 | 400 | 2031-02-22 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 274 | 300 | 2031-04-05 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 430 | 500 | 2033-04-30 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 254 | 300 | 2035-11-10 |
| Tight New Twat | 251 | 300 | 2036-07-19 |
| I'm Not Gay | 242 | 300 | 2038-08-14 |