| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Twats my name | 24 | 25 | 2026-06-14 |
| Tender Titties | 397 | 400 | 2026-07-09 |
| Lil John | 16 | 25 | 2027-01-29 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 19 | 25 | 2027-04-23 |
| Follows Erections | 38 | 50 | 2027-05-17 |
| Whip It Out | 17 | 25 | 2027-06-28 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 11 | 25 | 2027-07-01 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 279 | 300 | 2027-08-13 |
| Polly Wanna Fuck Her | 53 | 69 | 2027-08-31 |
| Banker Bitch | 188 | 200 | 2027-10-19 |
| Power Puss | 9 | 25 | 2027-11-24 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 72 | 100 | 2027-12-27 |
| Dirty Flamingo | 29 | 50 | 2028-01-30 |
| Clam Stamp | 6 | 25 | 2028-03-10 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 282 | 300 | 2028-06-16 |
| H&R Cock | 363 | 400 | 2029-04-01 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1321 | 1400 | 2029-04-22 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 448 | 500 | 2029-11-05 |
| Just Nancy | 3 | 25 | 2029-12-03 |
| The Unalicker | 580 | 600 | 2030-02-08 |
| More Leggs | 177 | 200 | 2030-03-26 |
| Y=Pi | 628 | 700 | 2030-04-01 |
| Golden Showers | 769 | 800 | 2030-10-29 |
| Dah Gimp | 959 | 1000 | 2031-06-29 |
| G Spot | 122 | 200 | 2031-08-10 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 77 | 100 | 2031-10-11 |
| Porkless | 162 | 200 | 2032-10-11 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 354 | 400 | 2033-11-04 |
| Fourgasm | 822 | 900 | 2033-12-21 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 104 | 200 | 2035-06-04 |