| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Polly Wanna Fuck Her | 49 | 50 | 2025-01-20 |
| Fourgasm | 797 | 800 | 2025-01-22 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 67 | 69 | 2025-02-19 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1272 | 1300 | 2025-07-31 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 50 | 69 | 2025-09-28 |
| Tender Titties | 394 | 400 | 2025-10-26 |
| Catnip | 21 | 25 | 2025-11-16 |
| Backstage Ass | 28 | 50 | 2025-12-16 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 87 | 100 | 2026-05-12 |
| Invisabitch | 2 | 25 | 2026-05-15 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 251 | 300 | 2026-07-02 |
| LeGuiche | 15 | 25 | 2026-07-11 |
| Test Tubular | 18 | 25 | 2026-08-09 |
| Help Get It Up | 58 | 69 | 2026-09-12 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 8 | 25 | 2026-12-26 |
| Whip It Out | 11 | 25 | 2027-03-11 |
| Flaming Pickle Licker | 380 | 400 | 2027-04-30 |
| Follows Erections | 28 | 50 | 2027-08-08 |
| Crotch Thumper | 57 | 69 | 2027-08-14 |
| Kotex | 13 | 25 | 2027-11-06 |
| Beat It | 605 | 700 | 2027-12-21 |
| 50mm Fetish | 6 | 25 | 2028-01-05 |
| AW Son of a Dick | 12 | 25 | 2028-02-04 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 5 | 25 | 2028-03-05 |
| Herpe The Love Bug | 253 | 300 | 2028-03-14 |
| Fart Gnarfunkel | 30 | 50 | 2028-04-14 |
| Dungeons N Younguns | 11 | 25 | 2028-05-04 |
| H&R Cock | 344 | 400 | 2028-05-10 |
| Banker Bitch | 176 | 200 | 2028-08-08 |
| Golden Showers | 756 | 800 | 2028-08-16 |
| Gabby Gay Lick Her | 31 | 50 | 2029-03-17 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 273 | 300 | 2029-04-29 |
| Don't Cum on the Puppy | 7 | 25 | 2029-04-29 |
| Dah Gimp | 943 | 1000 | 2029-07-28 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 427 | 500 | 2029-08-18 |
| More Leggs | 173 | 200 | 2029-09-24 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 69 | 100 | 2029-12-15 |
| Just Janelle Conley | 4 | 25 | 2030-01-24 |
| Homeless box office | 4 | 25 | 2030-01-24 |
| Dicklopedia | 79 | 100 | 2030-01-24 |
| Headbanger | 4 | 25 | 2030-01-24 |
| Commander Daisy Bisquits | 2 | 25 | 2030-02-12 |
| Hair in the Kitchen | 3 | 25 | 2030-04-13 |
| Gourmet | 564 | 600 | 2030-06-17 |
| The Giver | 2 | 25 | 2030-07-23 |
| No Cum Loudly | 2 | 25 | 2030-07-23 |
| Data-Driven Dick | 2 | 25 | 2030-07-23 |
| Y=Pi | 606 | 700 | 2030-09-15 |
| Tight New Twat | 250 | 300 | 2030-12-25 |
| G Spot | 100 | 200 | 2031-05-20 |
| Porkless | 157 | 200 | 2032-08-07 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 343 | 400 | 2033-09-15 |
| Bitch, Moan & Wine | 112 | 200 | 2039-05-07 |
| Cock In A Box | 134 | 200 | 2041-02-25 |
| Cock-a-Noodle | 116 | 200 | 2045-08-03 |