| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anita Butt Plug | 65 | 69 | 2026-02-01 |
| Twats my name | 21 | 25 | 2026-03-19 |
| Uncle Step Daddy | 18 | 25 | 2026-06-08 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 21 | 25 | 2026-06-18 |
| Dicklopedia | 87 | 100 | 2026-09-17 |
| Power Puss | 5 | 25 | 2026-10-13 |
| Shrimp Dick | 8 | 25 | 2026-11-02 |
| Clam Stamp | 3 | 25 | 2026-12-03 |
| Dirty Dumpster Slut | 20 | 25 | 2026-12-05 |
| Shaving Ryan's Privates | 273 | 300 | 2027-01-02 |
| Analkim shitroller | 4 | 25 | 2027-01-19 |
| Double Dribble | 34 | 50 | 2027-01-20 |
| Banker Bitch | 185 | 200 | 2027-02-16 |
| Cock-A-TuTu | 79 | 100 | 2027-03-12 |
| Grade A Unit | 39 | 50 | 2027-03-28 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 76 | 100 | 2027-04-11 |
| Shit Schute Suit | 41 | 50 | 2027-05-20 |
| H&R Cock | 358 | 400 | 2028-01-10 |
| Dah Gimp | 956 | 1000 | 2028-01-26 |
| BJ Honeycutt | 4 | 25 | 2028-02-21 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 1310 | 1400 | 2028-03-31 |
| Golden Showers | 766 | 800 | 2028-04-17 |
| Elephant Retardy Ass | 442 | 500 | 2028-09-09 |
| Follows Erections | 33 | 50 | 2029-03-17 |
| Hyper Hand Job | 352 | 400 | 2029-05-25 |
| Beat It (RIP) | 627 | 700 | 2029-05-28 |
| Y=Pi | 621 | 700 | 2029-06-09 |
| Broke Dick Mountain | 279 | 300 | 2029-07-31 |
| G Spot | 116 | 200 | 2029-12-06 |
| Fourgasm | 818 | 900 | 2030-01-09 |
| Wet, Creamy, and Delicious | 100 | 200 | 2030-05-15 |
| Just Jen | 2 | 25 | 2030-07-11 |