Slowest to reach 5 hashes

Measured in days

Faster is better
Hasher Name First Hash Analversary Hash Days to reach analversary
Bermuda Triangle RIP 2004/06/13 2019/01/06 5320
Head Wetter 2004/03/14 2018/04/29 5159
Penis Head 2004/03/14 2017/02/26 4732
Serving Seamen 2007/06/10 2017/05/28 3640
Gourmet 2002/12/01 2011/11/13 3269
The Unalicker 2005/10/09 2014/03/19 3083
Ben Shikkin 2011/08/21 2019/10/06 2968
When Hairy Met Chunky 2004/10/10 2012/09/09 2891
Flog My Sister's Salty Snatch 2012/12/09 2019/10/06 2492
Tight Sphincter 2002/02/02 2008/04/13 2262
Catwoman 2014/09/25 2020/02/09 1963
WIMP 2006/01/08 2011/04/10 1918
Slippery Asshole 2002/03/03 2007/04/08 1862
Queef Heard Around the World 2019/02/24 2024/02/25 1827
Herpe The Love Bug 2011/05/08 2016/01/03 1701
Ate Ball 2005/07/10 2010/02/14 1680
Fourgasm 2007/08/12 2012/02/12 1645
Golden Showers 2002/10/06 2007/03/11 1617
Balls on the Rocks 2017/07/30 2021/12/31 1615
Ugandarrhea 2012/03/11 2016/07/31 1603
Catnip 2020/02/09 2024/03/31 1512
Finger In Dog's Orifice 2012/10/14 2016/10/30 1477
Are You Wet Yet? 2007/03/11 2010/11/14 1344
Elephant Retardy Ass 2011/05/08 2014/11/10 1282
Bitch, Moan & Wine 2012/10/14 2016/02/29 1233
El Douche Bag 2004/06/13 2007/10/14 1218
Aching Ass 2004/02/08 2007/03/11 1127
Organic Dildo 2016/10/30 2019/10/20 1085
Big Sleazy 2016/10/30 2019/10/20 1085
Hellbound (RIP) 2013/04/14 2016/02/29 1051
Got Crabs? 2002/12/01 2005/07/10 952
No Funyun 2016/05/29 2019/01/06 952
Space Oddtitty 2013/08/11 2016/01/03 875
Bimbo Flasher 2010/06/13 2012/10/14 854
Sir Peesalot 2011/03/13 2013/06/09 819
Slapyamama (DH3) 2016/10/30 2019/01/06 798
Cock In A Box 2011/03/13 2013/05/12 791
Red 'n' Pecker 2011/11/13 2013/11/10 728
Amish Roadkill 2016/06/26 2018/06/24 728
Ribbed 4 Her Pleasure 2012/12/09 2014/11/10 701
Three Inches Short 2008/02/10 2009/12/13 672
Cock-a-Noodle 2014/09/25 2016/05/29 612
Hot Wax Me Officer 2002/08/04 2004/03/14 588
Broke Dick Mountain 2010/05/08 2011/11/13 554
Skin to Win 2016/10/30 2018/04/29 546
Fluffer 2007/02/11 2008/08/10 546
H&R Cock 2010/07/11 2011/11/13 490
Doris Clitoris 2011/11/13 2013/03/10 483
1/4" Dick Insider Her 2016/02/29 2017/06/25 482
Quickie 2009/01/11 2010/05/08 482
3 & Out 2016/04/24 2017/07/30 462
Bush Wacker (DH3) 2016/10/30 2018/01/28 455
Hyper Hand Job 2011/06/12 2012/08/12 427
Hack My Sack 2009/07/14 2010/09/12 425
Moose Knuckle Crunch 2012/12/09 2014/01/19 406
G Spot 2016/10/30 2017/11/26 392
Blood-Sucking Bonnet Banger 2019/07/21 2020/08/16 392
Sno Balls 2010/09/12 2011/10/09 392
Tilt-A-Girl 2013/01/13 2014/01/19 371
Help Get It Up 2017/07/30 2018/07/29 364
One Way (DH3) 2016/03/20 2017/02/26 343
Undercovers 2006/06/11 2007/05/13 336
Spoiled Meat 2011/07/10 2012/06/10 336
Pink Cum Socks 2016/09/25 2017/07/30 308
Jacuzzi Floozie 2011/01/09 2011/11/13 308
Scrum Dumpster 2012/07/08 2013/05/12 308
Hot Tub Slut 2002/04/07 2003/02/02 301
Tender Titties 2011/08/21 2012/06/10 294
I Munch Skins 2016/04/24 2017/01/29 280
Banker Bitch 2011/11/13 2012/08/12 273
Slo PokHer 2002/01/06 2002/10/06 273
Don't Give A Blow 2016/10/30 2017/07/30 273
Y=Pi 2005/11/13 2006/08/13 273
Cumming Counts 2016/10/30 2017/07/30 273
Scooby Doo 'Em 2002/03/03 2002/12/01 273
Eager Beaver DH3 2002/07/07 2003/04/06 273
Who Balled Rod 2002/06/02 2003/03/02 273
Ultra Hienie 2002/03/03 2002/12/01 273
Beat It 2002/06/02 2003/03/02 273
Unlucky Skidmark 2017/05/28 2018/02/25 273
Dibs on the Hobo 2018/06/24 2019/02/24 245
Nascock 2004/03/14 2004/10/10 210
Neon Knockers 2002/04/07 2002/11/03 210
More Leggs 2002/01/06 2002/08/04 210
Pocket Pal 2005/11/13 2006/06/11 210
Missionary Impossible (DH3) 2016/02/29 2016/09/25 209
Barrel Roll (RIP) 2002/05/05 2002/11/03 182
Shut The Fuck Up 2012/01/08 2012/07/08 182
Elvis 2005/09/11 2006/03/12 182
No Balls 2002/02/02 2002/07/07 155
I. M. Cumming 2012/08/12 2013/01/13 154
Quarter Barrel 2004/05/09 2004/10/10 154
Certified Vaginal Gunk 2013/03/10 2013/08/11 154
Dreams of Dick 2016/02/29 2016/07/31 153
Cumin' N' Goin' 2002/01/06 2002/06/02 147
Boneless (DH3) 2015/11/29 2016/04/24 147
Flaming Fag Whore 2011/11/13 2012/04/08 147
Porkless 2002/01/06 2002/06/02 147
Dick Lips 2016/01/03 2016/05/29 147
Shig Eating Grin 2018/04/29 2018/09/23 147
Goose Bumps 2004/11/14 2005/04/10 147
Eat A Bloody Bitch 2010/07/11 2010/11/14 126
Fud Mucker 2002/03/03 2002/07/07 126
Pygmy Hippo Lover 2002/01/06 2002/05/05 119
Dah Gimp 2002/01/06 2002/05/05 119
Mystic Blow 2002/01/06 2002/05/05 119
Croc Sucker 2002/01/06 2002/05/05 119
Slutty Wet Adventures 2018/02/25 2018/06/24 119
Purple Heart On 2002/01/06 2002/05/05 119
Anal Vice 2002/01/06 2002/05/05 119
Sir Squirtsalot 2016/02/29 2016/06/26 118
Goes Down Dirty 2016/02/29 2016/06/26 118
Icebox 2010/01/11 2010/05/08 117