| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hot Tub Slut | 161 | 200 | 2029-09-29 |
| Help Get It Up | 20 | 100 | 2031-09-22 |
| Cock-a-Noodle | 43 | 100 | 2032-03-25 |
| Balls on the Rocks | 9 | 100 | 2032-09-27 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 3 | 100 | 2033-04-17 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 2 | 100 | 2034-02-22 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 27 | 100 | 2034-06-11 |
| Queef Heard Around the World | 5 | 100 | 2037-06-27 |
| Mr. Pee Bottle | 2 | 100 | 2037-11-25 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 2 | 100 | 2037-11-25 |