| Hasher Name | Current Run Count | Next Milestone | Predicted Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Help Get It Up | 20 | 25 | 2024-10-21 |
| Cock-a-Noodle | 43 | 50 | 2025-04-22 |
| Balls on the Rocks | 9 | 25 | 2025-10-22 |
| Fuck It Not Sorry | 3 | 25 | 2026-05-10 |
| Anita Butt Plug | 2 | 25 | 2026-08-13 |
| Queef Heard Around the World | 5 | 25 | 2027-02-01 |
| Helen Keller Hand Job | 2 | 25 | 2027-07-01 |
| Unlucky Skidmark | 27 | 50 | 2027-07-01 |
| Mr. Pee Bottle | 2 | 25 | 2027-07-01 |
| Hot Tub Slut | 161 | 200 | 2029-09-08 |